Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart - satire links and funny stories
Ah, good old Bob "Robert" Pattinson. No-one really knows who he is but he's certainly landed on his feet after a good show playing Harry Potter's "Goblet of Fire" nemesis thing as Cedric Diggory. Since then, Pattison has been found mostly playing Vampire type things in Twilight and becoming an extraordinarily popular pin up for teenage and above ladies. And probably gents.
Robert Pattinson stories are ten a penny these days, here's a collection of the funniest stories, parodies and jokes that are kicking around. Pattison is likely to be a star for many years to come, especially with that beautiful beard that he seems to want to sport for no good reason at all. Kristen Stewart is mentioned all the time too, usually up to some sexy type thing.
Robert Pattinson stories are ten a penny these days, here's a collection of the funniest stories, parodies and jokes that are kicking around. Pattison is likely to be a star for many years to come, especially with that beautiful beard that he seems to want to sport for no good reason at all. Kristen Stewart is mentioned all the time too, usually up to some sexy type thing.
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"Robert Pattinson Unveils New 'Twilight' Kiss" Purrs Kristen Stewart
Hot news just in from drop-dead gorgeous lady-magnet's womanly squeeze: otherwise known as Kristen Stewart.
R-Pattz has mastered a complicated new kiss. "He was always a fabulous kiss", reveals K-Stew in
Robert Pattinson And Kristen Stewart In Deja Vu Panic
The stars of the Twilight saga, Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart, today held a crisis press conference, in order to express their deep concern that it's all starting again.
Pattinson and Stewart expressed their concerns through
Robert Pattinson Tells Taylor Lautner, "You're Next!"
After the past week of words and fists flying between actor Robert Pattinson and ex-friend Tim Sturridge, Pattinson has now challenged Twilight co-star Taylor Lautner about his relationship with Kristen Stewart.
"I don't know what you're
Robert Pattinson's Lips Out of Action
World superstar, Robert Pattinson has some bad news for his female fans. His most prized possession, his stunningly kissable lips will be out of action until the spot that has appeared on them goes down,
Robert Pattinson, Tom Sturridge Finally Come To Blows, Loose Tooth
Apparently those once old friends have had it up to here with each other and friends had to separate them Wednesday night as a black eye on one and a badly cut lip and loose
Justin Bieber To Marry Robert Pattinson In Civil Ceremony?
With Joe McElderry, the X-Factor winner as best man? This according to a so-called Skoob Entertainment News 'source.'
Here in the office our first reaction was one of utter disbelief. Looking at the headline, it swiftly
Robert Pattinson And Kristen Stewart Divorce Inevitable
Although Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart aren't even married, odds makers are placing bets that if they were married, they would already have been divorced by now.
Said one bookmaker in Las Vegas, "I know it's
Robert Pattinson Says He Has The "Hots" For Mel Gibson's Ex-future Wife Oksana Grigorieva
BOSTON - Robert Pattinson was on a promotion tour for his latest movie The Twilight Saga: Eclipse when he was asked about the rumor circulating about his having a big time crush on Oksana Grigorieva,
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