The Pope, God, gays, paedophiles, priests, Muslims & Islam - satire links and funny stories

The Pope - is there anything he can do that God isn't likely to punish him for? I don't know - and perhaps that seems like editorialising. Because it is. Welcome to the Vatican, we got fun and games! Goooo God with that wacky sense of humour (humor? Is God American?)

These days The Pope and the rest of the Vatican really is losing all sense of perspective and humour - simultaneously! How very 21st Century! Anyway, this Irish/Italian Pope guy seems nice enough, he apologises for this and that. And then covers up for paedophile priests and refuses to release the details to the police. Ho-hum. The Vatican isn't formally even recognised as a true country or state by most of the world, and we seem to be giving these guys a really easy time just because they "believe" in something that can't be seen, photographed, filmed, or (let's be honest) experienced in any way at all. Faith? Yeah, right - I have faith that there's an awful lot of law-breaking going on that your God would have something to say about

It seems that no-one is safe from the wrath of Muslims these days, especially foolish Pope type people who decide it's a really good idea to side-swipe an entire populace with dumb remarks about Islam and the Islamic people. I guess whilst we in the West continue to bring up things about warmongering, how "Islam" is a language of terrorism, and so on, these things are just going to continue bating the ire of Muslims and other Islamic folk. Everyone worships the same God, people. Have a sense of humour!

Until then, the satire and parody writers will knock themselves out with funny story after stories and we have the following batch of parody stories to tell you about:
Pope Is Convinced His God Is Full of Christmas Surprises!

Pope Is Convinced His God Is Full of Christmas Surprises!

Bangalore Herald, Bagnalore, India: The Pope in his annual drivel to the world is convinced that his God is full of surprises this year as Christians begin to celebrate his son of God, Jesus (who?). Most

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Added: 24 December 2010
Pope Reverses Stance On Condoms After Jesuit Priest In Retirement Community Runs Amok!

Pope Reverses Stance On Condoms After Jesuit Priest In Retirement Community Runs Amok!

The Vatican is busy putting a spin on the Pope's recent edict that condoms are 'a little bit of all right...sometimes", after a retired Jesuit Priest took the proclamation a little too

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Added: 05 December 2010
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Paris Hilton's Vagina Apologies

Recently Paris Hilton's Vagina went on a rampage, tearing up the town and making a total spectacle of it's self. It all started when Paris's Vagina discovered Paris was not up for

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Added: 28 November 2010
Pope Condoms Approved For All!! Tiger Woods Skeptical

Pope Condoms Approved For All!! Tiger Woods Skeptical

Vatican City - The Pope today approved a new kind of condom, called the Natural Rhythm Condom. It will be made available to all men to wear for sex with their approved Catholic Spouse (CS)tm.

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Added: 23 November 2010
Pope Condones Condoms For Sex If Removed Before Ejaculation

Pope Condones Condoms For Sex If Removed Before Ejaculation

Pope Benedict XVI has said the use of condoms during sex is acceptable if they are removed prior to male ejaculation, according to new book 'The Teet.' In a series of interviews given to a German

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Added: 22 November 2010
Pope Benedict Xvi Finally Okays Condom Use

Pope Benedict Xvi Finally Okays Condom Use

VATICAN CITY - Pope Benedict XVI just increased his popularity by about 500 percent after announcing that he has decided to allow males permission to use condoms. The Pope, aka Joseph "Joey" Aloisius Ratzinger, told a

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Added: 22 November 2010
Pope Wants Condoms Sometimes

Pope Wants Condoms Sometimes

Pope Benedictus is about to recommend the use of condoms in some cases. He feels they could be used in order to reduce the risk of infection with HIV and he is suggesting that celibate

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Added: 21 November 2010
Pope Benedict Backs Geert Wilders

Pope Benedict Backs Geert Wilders

Dutch politician and member of the ruling coalition Geert Wilders is presently facing charges in the Netherlands for inciting hatred against Muslims because he said, "I've had enough of Islam in the Netherlands; let not

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Added: 27 October 2010

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