Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart - satire links and funny stories
Ah, good old Bob "Robert" Pattinson. No-one really knows who he is but he's certainly landed on his feet after a good show playing Harry Potter's "Goblet of Fire" nemesis thing as Cedric Diggory. Since then, Pattison has been found mostly playing Vampire type things in Twilight and becoming an extraordinarily popular pin up for teenage and above ladies. And probably gents.
Robert Pattinson stories are ten a penny these days, here's a collection of the funniest stories, parodies and jokes that are kicking around. Pattison is likely to be a star for many years to come, especially with that beautiful beard that he seems to want to sport for no good reason at all. Kristen Stewart is mentioned all the time too, usually up to some sexy type thing.
Robert Pattinson stories are ten a penny these days, here's a collection of the funniest stories, parodies and jokes that are kicking around. Pattison is likely to be a star for many years to come, especially with that beautiful beard that he seems to want to sport for no good reason at all. Kristen Stewart is mentioned all the time too, usually up to some sexy type thing.
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Youtube Movie Embarrasses Robert Pattinson To Death
An amateur movie that was loaned out to a friend of the family has Robert Pattinson going slightly nuts.
"If you want to see a red-faced Pattinson, you may get to do exactly that unless he
Robert Pattinson: I'd Never Fight Lautner Over Kristen Stewart
Most ladies would not like to hear the sort of statement that Robert Pattinson made about his longtime girlfriend, Kristen Stewart, but Stewart says she can understand him saying that.
"Rob tries to always be truthful.
Robert Pattinson Blames Juanita Juan & Taylor Lautner
Twilight Film star, Robert Pattinson, was threatening legal action against his friend Taylor Lautner today. Lawyers were busy drawing up a writ, accusing Lautner of spreading malicious rumours that Pattinson wears Kristen Stewart's
Kristen Stewart Blow-up Doll Turns On Owner
Shades of the Ventriloquist dummy turning against it's owner.
There is a report out this morning that a Kristen Stewart look-alike blow-up doll has turned on it's owner and blew them both to bits.
"I thought the
Robert Pattinson Upset That He Forgot To Wear His Socks To Bed
Slamming his forehead with the palm of his hand, actor Robert Pattinson told reporters he had nothing to say this morning, maybe for the rest of the year.
Ordinarily Pattinson is very polite to everyone but
Kristen Stewart Nude Pole Dancing Shock
Sultry Twilight star Kristen Stewart flew back to Vancouver this morning, after enjoying a pre-Oscars party get-together with co-star Robert Pattinson.
The pair were spotted smooching at the celeb-riddled bash at the fabulous Chateau Marmont hotel...
Kristen Stewart, Robert Pattinson Spent Weekend Before Last At Nudist Colony
Twilight stars Robert Pattinson and Kristen won a bet weekend before last by staying all weekend at an unknown nudist colony the two admitted to reporters this morning.
A rumor had been circulating that this had
Kristen Stewart Mistaken For Blow-up Sex Doll
Reports are coming in that someone has mistaken beautiful Twilight actress, Kristen Stewart for a blow-up latex sex doll.
"Tell me about it", yawned 58 year old Bert Finch who sold newspapers outside London's Waterloo Station.
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