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This year's Winter Olympics is shaping up to be a great deal of fun with lots of horrific/funny injuries, surprise winners medals to teams that are otherwise completely hopeless.. and of course, the beauty that is Curling. Curling - a prime time sport that people watch in pure fascination, thinking "Who on earth thought of this?" and generally having a fun time.
Russian Olympic Team Return Home And Are Banished To Siberia By President Medvedev!

Russian Olympic Team Return Home And Are Banished To Siberia By President Medvedev!

The Russian President has welcomed his Olympic "Loser" Team home with a quick trip to Siberia, a short-sharp dose of stone breaking at -50 degrees, a diet of reindeer blood mixed with Siberian Rat meat

 The Spoof
Added: 02 March 2010
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Canadians Feel Good About Themselves In 2010

Capping off a brilliant week of hosted competition where Canadian athletes did well against the world's best, the cherry on top of that frosty ice cream sundae came from the gold medal hockey game and

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Added: 02 March 2010
EU Looks Into Anti-competitive Practices By USA Olympic Teams

EU Looks Into Anti-competitive Practices By USA Olympic Teams

Brussels, Belgium - EU authorities are looking into possible antitrust violations by the United States Winter and Summer Olympic teams. Penalties could range from a massive fine to a breaking up of the United States

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Added: 01 March 2010
Olympic Skater Ivana Phuque Claims She Lost Her Cherry, But Still Has The Box It Came In!

Olympic Skater Ivana Phuque Claims She Lost Her Cherry, But Still Has The Box It Came In!

Swedish gold medalist, Ivana Phuque, claimed today that she lost her cherry over the weekend, but fortunately, still has the box it came in. When asked about the loss, Ivana had this to say, "I am

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Added: 01 March 2010
Vancouver 2010 Brit Single, Solitary Skeleton Medal Cost 2.11 Million Pounds

Vancouver 2010 Brit Single, Solitary Skeleton Medal Cost 2.11 Million Pounds

VANCOUVER: After its repeatedly nonsensical jaw-jawing, the petulant Brit media seems to have gone into its usual drunken stupor. No more put-downs of the Canadian Vancouver Olympics; no more hectoring of Canada's Own the Podium

 The Spoof
Added: 01 March 2010
British And Canadian Curlers Admit Defeat At Winter Olympics

British And Canadian Curlers Admit Defeat At Winter Olympics

The UK women's curling team were out on the razz in Vancouver yesterday. Joined by the Canadian women's curling team they managed to drink between them 3000 units of alcohol, well over amount recommended by

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Added: 01 March 2010
Giant Iceberg Breaks Off In Bid For Winter Olympics

Giant Iceberg Breaks Off In Bid For Winter Olympics

After months of vacillation Antarctica has decided to send a delegation to the Winter Olympics in Vancouver. The team is heading northward in the shape of an large iceberg. More massive than the state of Connecticut,the

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Added: 28 February 2010
Olympic Village Runs Out of Condoms; Officials Blame It On "Phuquing Phenomena!!

Olympic Village Runs Out of Condoms; Officials Blame It On "Phuquing Phenomena!!

The Olympic Village escaped a major catastrophe today with the arrival of an emergency supply of another 20,000 condoms after the initial ration ran out unexpectedly due to 'rampant sexual euphoria' spurred by Ivana Phuque's

 The Spoof
Added: 28 February 2010

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