Andy Gray, Richard Keys vs. Sky Sports News - satire links and funny stories

Andy Gray and Richard Keys - the furore might never stop... well, it will in a few days when the Daily Mail finds something else worth fighting for. Good old Daily Mail.

Until then we have the brilliant video and audio recordings to look back on and salivate over. Oh those cads - sexist and sexy - both of them a joy on the Sky Sports News screens on a Soccer Saturday. Gray and Keys must be sincerely wishing that they'd had their mouths removed at birth.

This is a sexism row that I hope never ends.
Rihanna Releases Pop Song To Publicise Her Latest Porn Video

Rihanna Releases Pop Song To Publicise Her Latest Porn Video

Raunchy Rihanna has released a song called 'S&M' which she hopes will help to catapult her video of the same name into the British porn charts. And she has criticised the BBC for 're-naming'

 The Spoof
Added: 09 February 2011
Richard Keys & Andy Gray "Bounce" Back On Talktit Radio

Richard Keys & Andy Gray "Bounce" Back On Talktit Radio

Sorry! How silly of little me! Not TalkTit. It's TalkSport! Silly Juanita! Anyway, laddo presenters Richard Keys and Andy Gray 'Bounced' back to work today when they accepted an offer to present

 The Spoof
Added: 09 February 2011
Andy Caroll Joins Liverpool, Told To Get A Hair Cut

Andy Caroll Joins Liverpool, Told To Get A Hair Cut

Andy Carroll, the hero of Tyneside is set to become the hero of Merseyside, but only if he gets a hair cut. "It was bad enough that Torres used to wear a headband," said lifelong Liverpool

 The Spoof
Added: 02 February 2011
Howard Stern News: Mind Controlling Extraterrestrial Pods Discovered In Fred Norris's Audio Board

Howard Stern News: Mind Controlling Extraterrestrial Pods Discovered In Fred Norris's Audio Board

Recently the electronic techs at The Howard Stern Show, Sirius Xm were doing a routine cleaning of Fred Norris's audio equipment. While cleaning it they saw a green object sticking out of one of the

 The Spoof
Added: 01 February 2011
Sian Massey Offered 'Top Gear' Job With Richard Keys

Sian Massey Offered 'Top Gear' Job With Richard Keys

Rumours flooding down the main drains of CJ News report that Jeremy Clarkson and Richard Hammond have struck a deal with Sian Massey and Richard Keys to take turns as their new 'Comedy Stig' "Both Sian

 The Spoof
Added: 31 January 2011
Andy Murray To Enter A Convent

Andy Murray To Enter A Convent

Melbourne - Andrew Murray awoke after his loss to Novak Djokovic and without a word to anyone left his apartment and disappeared. Later locals spotted him entering Our Lady of the Upper Respiratory Disease Convent

 The Spoof
Added: 31 January 2011
Sky TV Target Paul Scholes For Anti-liverpool War

Sky TV Target Paul Scholes For Anti-liverpool War

Never to be out-manoeuvred, Sky TV have come up with their dream replacement for Andy Gray. A soon to be ex-football star destined to become the next anti-Liverpool Sky TV Sport pundit.

 The Spoof
Added: 31 January 2011
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Ladyboys In The Sky

One of the quirkier business stories of the past week would have to go to P.C. Air, the Bangkok-based air carrier which recently employed three transgender stewardesses to serve passengers when the first flights take

 The Chortler
Added: 31 January 2011

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