Susan Boyle - Britain's Got Talent - satire links and funny stories

It's amazing - Britian's Got Talent star Susan Boyle - she's really not terribly attractive, she claims to be a virgin, and she sings like a bloody wonder star. Susan Boyle has 'created' a lot of funny stories, here they are for you.

As it happens I think these stories aren't nearly as funny as those who deserve ridicule. After all, she's a genuinely talented singer who just happens to not hit everyone's g-spot. Britain's Got Grumpy, methinks.
Susan Boyle To Sing At Royal Wedding.  Elton John To Write Lyrics.

Susan Boyle To Sing At Royal Wedding. Elton John To Write Lyrics.

Susan Boyle has been invited to sing at the upcoming Royal Wedding in April and Sir Elton John is to write the lyrics and music for the nuptuals. It is rumoured that Elton John's son will

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Added: 01 January 2011
Susan Boyle Reveals She Is Mother of Elton's Baby

Susan Boyle Reveals She Is Mother of Elton's Baby

Scottish singer Susan Boyle shocked the world as she announced in a press conference today that she is the mother of the baby born to famous gay couple Sir Elton John and David Furnish. "When Sir

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Added: 30 December 2010
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Susan Boyle Tells of Her Day At The Priory Clinic Where She Was Invited To Sing For The Fanatics

Susan Boyle, having successfully completed her obligation to sing at The Priory Clinic in London, present home of many Subo Fanatics, spoke to one of our reporters at her home in Blackburn. When asked how the

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Added: 29 December 2010
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Susan Boyle Releases "Boyle In A Bag" Cookbook

Superstar, Susan Boyle, has released her première cook book of favourite Scottish recipes, titled "Susan Boyle's Boyle In A Bag". Inside are 50 unique recipes to tantalise the taste buds of the discriminating Susan Boyle fan.

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Added: 29 December 2010
Piers Morgan Offers His Name To Susan Boyle's Unborn Child

Piers Morgan Offers His Name To Susan Boyle's Unborn Child

Rumors of Susan Boyle being pregnant have men coming out of the woodwork denying they are the father but offering their surname to the unborn child if need be. The most prominently known to recently

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Added: 27 December 2010
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Susan Boyle To Sing At The Priory Clinic, London

Susan Boyle has accepted a recent invitation to sing at The Priory Clinic in London. Susan has agreed on one condition, that the Red Scarf Fanatics, residing there at present, are heavily sedated for the duration

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Added: 24 December 2010
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Frankie Boyle Proves Too Controversial For C4 Advertisers

Frankie Boyle's Channel 4 TV show, Tramadol Nights is proving to be too controversial for some advertisers, who have decided to officially block their ads from being aired before, during and after the programme. Companies such

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Added: 24 December 2010
Isle of Wight News - Newby Village Planning A Snow Aid Fundraiser-susan Boyle Expected To Take Part

Isle of Wight News - Newby Village Planning A Snow Aid Fundraiser-susan Boyle Expected To Take Part

Newby village's newest mayor, Arthur Askme, has announced that the village is planning a Snow Aid fundraiser in order to help all villagers who were traumatized and institutionalized as a result of the whopping 2

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Added: 20 December 2010

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