Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart - satire links and funny stories
Ah, good old Bob "Robert" Pattinson. No-one really knows who he is but he's certainly landed on his feet after a good show playing Harry Potter's "Goblet of Fire" nemesis thing as Cedric Diggory. Since then, Pattison has been found mostly playing Vampire type things in Twilight and becoming an extraordinarily popular pin up for teenage and above ladies. And probably gents.
Robert Pattinson stories are ten a penny these days, here's a collection of the funniest stories, parodies and jokes that are kicking around. Pattison is likely to be a star for many years to come, especially with that beautiful beard that he seems to want to sport for no good reason at all. Kristen Stewart is mentioned all the time too, usually up to some sexy type thing.
Robert Pattinson stories are ten a penny these days, here's a collection of the funniest stories, parodies and jokes that are kicking around. Pattison is likely to be a star for many years to come, especially with that beautiful beard that he seems to want to sport for no good reason at all. Kristen Stewart is mentioned all the time too, usually up to some sexy type thing.
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Kristen Stewart Says That Is Not Her In Xxx Amateur Blue Movie
A very upset Kristen Stewart tweeted her fans today that that is definitely NOT her in the amateur blue movie that is going round.
"Someone is making some money here and I have turned a copy
Megabucks Robert Pattinson Appoints Sock Czar
Twilight star, Robert Pattinson, rumoured to be the highest paid young actor in Hollywood, has appointed a specialist to take control of his sock operation.
Following yesterday news from England, that the average man wastes a
Adam Lambert's Hit Single, "Kristen Stewart's Left Nipple" Busts Into The #1 Spot On The Top 40 Music Chart
HOLLYWOOD - The runner up on the eighth season of American Idol Adam Lambert has had a fairly successful singing career.
The singer known as Glambert has had big selling hits with his songs "For Your
Kristen Stewart's Big Left Toe Slips "Erotically" Out of Silk Sock
Dirty old men couldn't believe their luck last night, as Kristen Stewart's fabulous left big toe suffered a catastrophic wardrobe malfunction and broke free from its tiny silk sock.
"We all saw it", bawled 61 year
Kristen Stewart's Panties On Ebay
Panties purporting to be Kristen Stewart's are fetching prices of more $3,000 on eBay.
But insiders say the unwary buyers are being conned.
Just last week, an unknown buyer coughed up $3,250 for a pair of "Slightly
Robert Pattinson, Lautner Taylor, Adam Lambert Selling Jockey Shorts For Charity On E-bay
Twilight star Robert Pattinson has joined several currently popular actors in selling his old jockey shorts on eBay to raise funds for charity.
"Why not?", asked Pattinson. "It's for a good cause and I need new
Kristen Stewart's Left Nipple Slips Out During Her Interview With Piers Morgan
NEW YORK CITY - Kristen Stewart who is best noted for her role as Bella Swan in The Twilight Saga vampire movies appeared on Piers Morgan Tonight to talk about her upcoming movie with Vanessa
Kristen Stewart's Left Nipple Announces World Tour
Agents for Twilight star Kristen Stewart announced today that their client's left nipple is to set out on a fifteen city world concert tour.
"Kristen's left nipple has made so many unscheduled appearances lately that we've
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