BP - Oil Spill, Gulf and Tony Hayward - satire links and funny stories
The oil spill just off the gulf coast from the disaster of the Deepwater Horizon oil platform, has undoubtedly caused a great number of lives to be affected, along with far too much coastal damage to both wildlife and rocks. BP stands for British Petroleum but it's not nationalised anymore. Or something like that.
There are loads of funny stories and jokes floating around those shores though, and here are just some of them. You can't spell Environmentalists with Enviro. I mean, without mentalists. Gee, of all the things to get wrong. Wish my delete button worked.
Hope you enjoy the BP footage that comes over here - there's also plenty about Tony Hayward who is the guy who was kind of in charge when he didn't have his foot in his mouth. Still, at least he get a pension of about $600K a year, which is pretty good going. I'd like to work for BP. Wouldn't you?
There are loads of funny stories and jokes floating around those shores though, and here are just some of them. You can't spell Environmentalists with Enviro. I mean, without mentalists. Gee, of all the things to get wrong. Wish my delete button worked.
Hope you enjoy the BP footage that comes over here - there's also plenty about Tony Hayward who is the guy who was kind of in charge when he didn't have his foot in his mouth. Still, at least he get a pension of about $600K a year, which is pretty good going. I'd like to work for BP. Wouldn't you?
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Bp: Catastrophy Averted, Oil In Gulf Was Actually Chocolate!
BP announced a study today that the oil spill into the Gulf of Mexico, was actually Dark Chocolate, not crude oil. Today as retiring CEO Tony Hayward spoke to a Parliament committee concerned about the
Tony's Tale: Former UK Pm's Autobiography Includes Dialog From Mamma Mia
LONDON - "We danced on the beach, kissed on the beach and dot, dot, dot." Queen Elizabeth says to Tony Blair when she meets him on his first day in office, according to "A Journey:
Perfectly Good Eggs Hurled At Tony Blair At Book Signing
Unlike the eggs in America where you get sick now just by looking at them, let alone handling or eating them, the eggs that were hurled at Tony Blair at his very first book signing
Tony Hayward: €˜i Want My Wife Back'
A tired-looking, disheveled former BP CEO Tony Hayward was today quoted as saying that he would "quite like his wife back" as he sat in the waiting room of his local hospital while his spouse
The Kidnap of Tony Blair Story Surfaces Once Again
The strange story of "The Kidnap of Tony Blair" has surfaced once again. This is a story that was dismissed by the Government way back in 2001, but now with the publication of Tony
Justin Bieber In Hair Wash Disaster - Shock Horror!
Terrible news just in from SEN's Buffty Ginslinger - apparently Canadian man/boy Justin Bieber - who likes having his picture taken alongside older, sexy women, like Kim Kardashian - had a hair wash disaster last
Tony Blairs Memoirs Suggests "The Stig" Is Jeremy Clarksons Illegitimate Lovechild. Allegedly.
Tony Blair's odious and self serving stories seek to show us why he was an inspiring national leader, idealist, radical, reformer, without sacrificing his natural decency and humanity, but just end up making him look
The Tony Blair Memoirs Chapter 12 - Tony Takes A Dump
It was a black day when I took a shit. Blacker than 9/11 or when Lady Di had an accident in that French tunnel. Blacker than 7/7, Boris Johnson and when some little bastard grafittied
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