Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart - satire links and funny stories
Ah, good old Bob "Robert" Pattinson. No-one really knows who he is but he's certainly landed on his feet after a good show playing Harry Potter's "Goblet of Fire" nemesis thing as Cedric Diggory. Since then, Pattison has been found mostly playing Vampire type things in Twilight and becoming an extraordinarily popular pin up for teenage and above ladies. And probably gents.
Robert Pattinson stories are ten a penny these days, here's a collection of the funniest stories, parodies and jokes that are kicking around. Pattison is likely to be a star for many years to come, especially with that beautiful beard that he seems to want to sport for no good reason at all. Kristen Stewart is mentioned all the time too, usually up to some sexy type thing.
Robert Pattinson stories are ten a penny these days, here's a collection of the funniest stories, parodies and jokes that are kicking around. Pattison is likely to be a star for many years to come, especially with that beautiful beard that he seems to want to sport for no good reason at all. Kristen Stewart is mentioned all the time too, usually up to some sexy type thing.
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Kristen Stewart Signs Line of Panties Contract With Haralds of Hollywood
A spokesman for actress Kristen Stewart has announced that the young actress from the Twilight movies has signed a business contract with Haralds of Hollywood for them to do a line of panties that will
Robert Pattinson Reveals The Behind The Scenes "Sex Secrets" of "The Twilight Saga: Eclipse"
LOS ANGELES - Robert Pattinson has finally spoken out about the behind-the-scenes 'Sex Secrets' during the filming of The Twilight Saga: Eclipse.
R-Pattz had said that Taylor Lautner and him had made a vow to never
Robert Pattison, Taylor Lautner Say Microwaving Kristen's Panties Only Half The Story
Twilight actor Robert Pattinson told reporters yesterday that Taylor Lautner's story about his sniffing Kristen's panties and refreshing the smell in the microwave was only half the story.
Apparently, it was the better half.
"Every fan must
Robert Pattinson Lays An Egg
Twilight superstar, Robert Pattinson, was rushed to hospital in the early hours of this morning where he successfully gave birth to a 5lb 6oz egg.
Close friends revealed he went into labour shortly after midnight.
Robert Pattinson Fascinated By Kristen's Gusset
The following 'news' item is a load of rubbish.
Unconfirmed reports are reaching SEN that Robert Pattinson is fascinated by Kristen Stewart's gusset. Disappointingly, the gusset in question is not the gusset you probably had in
Taylor Lautner Complains That Kristen Stewart Sniffs Robert Pattinson's Socks
This news item is totally uncorroborated and based purely on statements made by certain individuals whose veracity cannot be certified by Skoob Entertainment News.
An unidentified source today released a statement, scrawled on a school exercise
Mugabe Demands Moustache Return
Zimbabwe prez Robert Mugabe has demanded the return of all moustaches
Jamie Oliver Faces Controversy Over Schools Educational Programme
Jamie Oliver has faced criticism over a biology programme which he has made in which Sir Robert Winston asked two teenage boys to provide a sperm sample.
All hell has broken out over this educational programme
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