Cheryl Cole and Simon Cowell - The X Factor - satire links and funny stories

This is a page dedicated to all the funny stories about Cheryl Cole - Ashley - and Simon Cowell, all the best stories that are bound to come out over the next month or so. They are hilarious and all the humour to be had out of the press and media hullabaloo. It's also about the X-Factor which has something to do with it, you know, the bands, the acts, the judges spats - everything! It's got Divas dancing everywhere and absolutely no-one pulling in one direction.

Jump headway, if you like into the spats between gorgeous Cheryl Cole (who apparently likes Newcastle) and the bizarelly coiffured Simon Cowell. She also has a famous premiership husband/not-husband Ashley, who it appears has perhaps maybe put it about a bit over the past few months.

Love it or hate it, the X-Factor is always full of funny stories and a good laugh. And the public absolutely love Cheryl and Ashley. They're like the new Beckhams but fun! The X-Factor 2010 is running right now and is full of great acts.
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Cheryl Cole Sucked My Cock, Claims Norwich Man

A keen gardener pottered about in his garden unaware that Cheryl Cole was sucking his cock, it was claimed yesterday. Nathaniel Bifocal told us: "I heard the morning gardening advice on the radio, so I was

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Added: 03 February 2011
Cher Lloyd 'Mobbed' At Airport: Dial-a-crowd Get Out of Hand

Cher Lloyd 'Mobbed' At Airport: Dial-a-crowd Get Out of Hand

Cher Lloyd, the loathsome stick insect from ITV's The X-Factor and Cheryl Cole-Tweedy's clone, was mobbed at Heathrow airport yesterday, when 'fans' went wild. The 'singer' had been in L.A for a few weeks, shopping, and

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Added: 02 February 2011
Katie Price Denies Sucking 'Mary Jane' To Get At Simon Cowell

Katie Price Denies Sucking 'Mary Jane' To Get At Simon Cowell

TV personality, role model and devoted mother, Katie Price, denied rumours last night linking her with attending a wild party last year and sharing 'Mary Jane' with X Factor boss Simon Cowell. The rumour was started

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Added: 01 February 2011
Derek Hough Reveals The Very Intimate Location of Cheryl Cole's Latest Tattoo

Derek Hough Reveals The Very Intimate Location of Cheryl Cole's Latest Tattoo

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Derek Hough was quietly lounging around in his boxer shorts in his Hollywood Hills mansion Casa Cha Cha Cha, which he named after one of his all-time favorited dances, when he received

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Added: 01 February 2011
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Ashley Cole Sends Photo Text To New Girlfriend Cheryl Tweedy

Chelsea star Ashley Cole, footloose and fancy free since his divorce from X Factor and Girls Aloud star, Cheryl Cole, has fallen in love. "This is the first time I've felt anything this powerful

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Added: 31 January 2011
Cheryl Cole's Tattoo Artist Flogs Improper Nude Photo

Cheryl Cole's Tattoo Artist Flogs Improper Nude Photo

Informed sources who spend their entire life sniffing in dark corners, report today that photos of Cheryl Cole's 'extremely lower' back tattoo are beginning to appear on the internet. Worse still (for Cheryl) is

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Added: 27 January 2011
Derek Hough Reportedly Has A Collection of Over 900 Nude Photos of Cheryl Cole

Derek Hough Reportedly Has A Collection of Over 900 Nude Photos of Cheryl Cole

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - The winner of this years Dancing With The Stars reality dance program Derek Hough was interviewed by the nationally syndicated news program Bedroom Pillow Talk. Hough sat in his Hollywood Hills mansion Casa

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Added: 22 January 2011
Piers Morgan, Ricky Gervais And Simon Cowell: Americans Just Don't Get The British

Piers Morgan, Ricky Gervais And Simon Cowell: Americans Just Don't Get The British

Less than 24 hours after slapping Ricky Gervais for being disrespectful to the hallowed saints of Hollywood at the Golden Globes, the New York Times chided Piers Morgan for not being dangerous enough when interviewing

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Added: 19 January 2011

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