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Andy Gray and Richard Keys - the furore might never stop... well, it will in a few days when the Daily Mail finds something else worth fighting for. Good old Daily Mail.

Until then we have the brilliant video and audio recordings to look back on and salivate over. Oh those cads - sexist and sexy - both of them a joy on the Sky Sports News screens on a Soccer Saturday. Gray and Keys must be sincerely wishing that they'd had their mouths removed at birth.

This is a sexism row that I hope never ends.
Andy Gray Sacked!

Andy Gray Sacked!

Horror in the world of sports broadcasting today with the revelation that Andy Gray has been sacked by BSkyB, but amazingly, it wasn't clarified that the dismissal was executed over disparaging remarks made off-air about

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Added: 26 January 2011
'Gray' Tuesday For Andy As He Is Sacked By Sky

'Gray' Tuesday For Andy As He Is Sacked By Sky

Andy Gray has been sacked by Sky after his somewhat sexist comments about a bird expected to officiate at a football match! Yes, you may need to read that first line twice and yes, it does

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Added: 26 January 2011
Pentagon's Spy-in-the-sky Satellite Footage 'Can Exonerate Jo Accused Vincent Tabak'

Pentagon's Spy-in-the-sky Satellite Footage 'Can Exonerate Jo Accused Vincent Tabak'

Bristol - (Pie-in-the-Sky): A non-Wikileaks source revealed today police frustration at subpoena attempts of vital aerial footage stored in the International Space Station's asteroid-proof archive. Such surveillance data could provide vital alibis...

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Added: 26 January 2011
Andy Murray Invites Andy Gray To Nadal Semi-final

Andy Murray Invites Andy Gray To Nadal Semi-final

In a show of Scottish male solidarity, tennis ace Andy Murray has invited sacked buddy Andy Gray to get away from it all and fly over to Melbourne for Friday's Nadal semi Final. After comfortably beating

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Added: 26 January 2011
Andy Gray's "Balls On A Platter" Please Says Female Colleague In Sky Row

Andy Gray's "Balls On A Platter" Please Says Female Colleague In Sky Row

Sky Sports football presenters Andy Gray and Richard Keys are likely to feel the wrath of their female colleagues when they return to work today. In recordings leaked to the media, they can be heard whining

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Added: 25 January 2011
Andy Gray & Richard Keys Sexist? Well Knock Me Down With A Feather!

Andy Gray & Richard Keys Sexist? Well Knock Me Down With A Feather!

A leading feminist has expressed her utter bewilderment at the fuss surrounding Sky Sports presenters Andy Gray and Richard Keys. The pair were pulled from Monday night's presentation of the Bolton-Chelsea match following the embarrassing release...

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Added: 25 January 2011
Andy Coulson Hacking Scandal Continues

Andy Coulson Hacking Scandal Continues

The Hacking Scandal, created by Andy Coulson and perpetuated by a 'popular' Sunday newspaper, is rumbling on like a snowball rolling down a mountainside, gathering pace and growing ever larger, as almost every person in

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Added: 24 January 2011
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Karren Brady For Sky Sports

Karren Brady, West Ham Vice Chairman, has been given the extra role of Director of Sky Sports on the personal direction of Rupert Murdoch who has rushed back to the UK from America to sort

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Added: 24 January 2011

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