Susan Boyle - Britain's Got Talent - satire links and funny stories

It's amazing - Britian's Got Talent star Susan Boyle - she's really not terribly attractive, she claims to be a virgin, and she sings like a bloody wonder star. Susan Boyle has 'created' a lot of funny stories, here they are for you.

As it happens I think these stories aren't nearly as funny as those who deserve ridicule. After all, she's a genuinely talented singer who just happens to not hit everyone's g-spot. Britain's Got Grumpy, methinks.
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Susan Boyle Is A Man?!

While everyone has been caught up in whether Lady Gaga and which sex she be, the talk on the internet today is that Susan Boyle is a man. Beginning this morning with a scoop from

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Added: 10 October 2010
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Subo Fanatics Open Own Store!

Susan Boyle red scarf wearing fanatical loonies were today celebrating the opening of their new SuBo Store. The store, called Tacky Crap Shack, has been funded by the fanatic's wealthy husbands, who don't expect to

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Added: 02 October 2010
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Susan Boyle Cd Cover Almost Made Man Faint

A trip to a local music store almost ended in tragedy for one man in Bangkok yesterday, after he inadvertantly let his eyes see the cover of the CD by former Britain's Got Talent singing

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Added: 30 September 2010
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Susan Boyle 'Sex Contract' Hollywood A-lister Named And Shamed - Exclusive!

Following recent revelations that Myleene Klass was offered a legally binding 'sex-contract' by an unnamed Hollywood A-Lister, Skoob Entertainment News can go one better than that. We can exclusively reveal that Scottish songbird Susan Boyle, who...

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Added: 29 September 2010
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Don't Dream It's Over, It Won't Be For Susan Boyle On Her Perfect Day Come November

The long awaited second CD from Susan Boyle looks set to break all her own records. Pre order numbers are reported to be startling. Susan, has chosen several Christmas standards, sure to surprise and delight many.

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Added: 25 September 2010
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Susan Boyle To Release Contraceptive

Following the success of the recently released JLS condoms (choose a member to cover your member), Trojan have announced that they will be releasing a rival product designed to prevent unwanted pregnancies and the spread

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Added: 22 September 2010
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Susan Boyle Wows Bellahouston

The Scottish singer, Susan Boyle, met Pope Benedict and sang to the crowds at Bellahouston Park in Glasgow, Scotland. For Susan, this is a huge honour way up there with her other special days since her

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Added: 19 September 2010
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Susan Boyle: I Still Look Like A Bag of Potatoes With A Painted Head!

After all the makeup and care that she has received from some of the best, Susan Boyle says she's not all that pleased with herself. "Back home we call it "Mutton dressed like lamb" and that's

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Added: 19 September 2010

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