Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart - satire links and funny stories
Ah, good old Bob "Robert" Pattinson. No-one really knows who he is but he's certainly landed on his feet after a good show playing Harry Potter's "Goblet of Fire" nemesis thing as Cedric Diggory. Since then, Pattison has been found mostly playing Vampire type things in Twilight and becoming an extraordinarily popular pin up for teenage and above ladies. And probably gents.
Robert Pattinson stories are ten a penny these days, here's a collection of the funniest stories, parodies and jokes that are kicking around. Pattison is likely to be a star for many years to come, especially with that beautiful beard that he seems to want to sport for no good reason at all. Kristen Stewart is mentioned all the time too, usually up to some sexy type thing.
Robert Pattinson stories are ten a penny these days, here's a collection of the funniest stories, parodies and jokes that are kicking around. Pattison is likely to be a star for many years to come, especially with that beautiful beard that he seems to want to sport for no good reason at all. Kristen Stewart is mentioned all the time too, usually up to some sexy type thing.
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Robert Pattinson, Taylor Lautner And Kristen Stewart Extremely Upset!
What would upset Robert Pattinson so much that he would not talk to anyone even over the telephone last week?
Apparently it was the same news that is not very popular with Taylor Lautner or Kristen
Kristen Stewart, Vanessa Hudgens, And Nina Dobrev To Star In The X-rated "The Naked Nubiles of Nevada"
HOLLYWOOD - Tittle Tattle Tonight has just announced that three of America's leading young actresses will be appearing in Sheboygan Saddlewood's sex-crazed casino film The Naked Nubiles of Nevada.
Saddlewood said that he recently secured the
Kristen Stewart: Robert Pattinson Needs The Brass To Keep Me!
Friends of Twilight star Kristen Stewart say that she has been more than a little miffed by the way she has been treated by her long-time boyfriend, Robert Pattinson.
"She told us that she feels like
Taylor Lautner Finds Kristen Stewart Nude Photo Under Flowerpot
Heartthrob movie star Taylor Lautner was quietly pruning back his dead dahlias yesterday when he suddenly came across a full length nude photograph of Kristen Stewart.
Lautner was picking up a massive terracotta flowerpot, in order
Rachel Nickell Forensics Team Hold All The Aces In Jo Yeates Case
Bristol - (Reuterus): Did something in Robert Napper's DNA trigger alarm bells among Bristol Police saliva swabbers?
"It's true, we've had a massive breakthrough," a senior genetics sleuth confirmed today.
"That's the beauty of DNA, it shows
Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart Marooned On Paradise Love Isle
BRAZIL: Hot romance bubbling down the celebrity drainpipe tells of Robert and Kristen enjoying a hot, hot, hot night of love yesterday on a remote island paradise off the coast of Brazil.
The loved-up couple
Robert Pattinson And Kristen Stewart Talk To The Dalai Lama
A dreadful fate seems to have befallen Twilight movie stars Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart, writes Andy Marvel, Celebrity Metaphysics Correspondent.
The toothsome twosome have been on the crest of a celebrity wave ever since the
Robert Pattinson Nude Photo Crisis Hits Kristen Stewart
News is breaking down the main drains that Robert Pattinson has gone and lost his wallet - containing about $1000, two well-thumbed pictures of himself with his hair perfectly unkempt - and a sensational
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