Susan Boyle - Britain's Got Talent - satire links and funny stories

It's amazing - Britian's Got Talent star Susan Boyle - she's really not terribly attractive, she claims to be a virgin, and she sings like a bloody wonder star. Susan Boyle has 'created' a lot of funny stories, here they are for you.

As it happens I think these stories aren't nearly as funny as those who deserve ridicule. After all, she's a genuinely talented singer who just happens to not hit everyone's g-spot. Britain's Got Grumpy, methinks.
Susan Boyle Pulls Out of Popefest Gig Blaming Frog-in-the-throat Disaster!

Susan Boyle Pulls Out of Popefest Gig Blaming Frog-in-the-throat Disaster!

Edinburgh - (Premature Evacuation News): A hapless Parisian onion seller had to be surgically extracted from the singer's larynx this afternoon. Firemen fought for half an hour before bringing in an oxy-acetylene torch to remove the

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Added: 15 September 2010
Simon Cowell Calls Lou Reed's Refusal To Let Susan Boyle Sing His Song Simply A Sad, Sad Case of Sour Grapes

Simon Cowell Calls Lou Reed's Refusal To Let Susan Boyle Sing His Song Simply A Sad, Sad Case of Sour Grapes

LONDON - Simon Cowell has spoken out against Lou Reed's refusal to let Susan Boyle, aka SuBo, sing the song "Perfect Day" which he wrote back in 1972. Miss Boyle, the sensational songstress from Scotland was

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Added: 12 September 2010
Nude Photographs of Susan Boyle Show Up In Farmer's Almanac!

Nude Photographs of Susan Boyle Show Up In Farmer's Almanac!

A very embarrassed and disturbed Susan Boyle denies that the photograph in the new 2011 Farmer's Almanac are her butt refuses to explain. "Oh I hope the pope don't hear of this", she told our reporters.

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Added: 02 September 2010
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Susan Boyle Throws A Cat In A Bin

Crazy Celtic crooner Susan Boyle found herself in hot water today after she was caught on CCTV throwing a cat into a wheelie bin. SuBo was filmed walking past a house in Coventry when she stopped

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Added: 25 August 2010
Susan Boyle Goes Nuclear

Susan Boyle Goes Nuclear

Glasgow, Scotland-- Scottish songbird Susan Boyle nnounced to the world last night that she has 10,000 nuclear bombs. The sad spinster says she will conquer the world and destroy the human race before the

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Added: 22 August 2010
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Subo Fanatics Make An Arrest!

Susan Boyle red scarf wearing fanatical loonies have today announced that they've made an arrest after their favourite meeting place was allegedly infiltrated by evil forces. "We are pleased to announce that after an extensive, half-hearted,

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Added: 20 August 2010
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Subo Fanatics Start Own Airline!

Susan Boyle red scarf wearing fanatical loonies have today announced they are to start their own airline. Fanatics Airline Industries Limited (FAIL), to be informally known as Red Scarf Airways, will only fly fanatics to

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Added: 14 August 2010
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Jackie Evancho: My Fears of Becoming Like Amerca's Gut Talent Sensation Susan Boyle!

Pennsylvania, USA - (YouBoob! News): "Please don't say I'm another Susan Boyle in the making," was the ten year-old Pittsburg soprano's plea today. "I really don't deserve it!" Miss Evanch was speaking to reporters outside her home

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Added: 12 August 2010

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