The Pope, God, gays, paedophiles, priests, Muslims & Islam - satire links and funny stories

The Pope - is there anything he can do that God isn't likely to punish him for? I don't know - and perhaps that seems like editorialising. Because it is. Welcome to the Vatican, we got fun and games! Goooo God with that wacky sense of humour (humor? Is God American?)

These days The Pope and the rest of the Vatican really is losing all sense of perspective and humour - simultaneously! How very 21st Century! Anyway, this Irish/Italian Pope guy seems nice enough, he apologises for this and that. And then covers up for paedophile priests and refuses to release the details to the police. Ho-hum. The Vatican isn't formally even recognised as a true country or state by most of the world, and we seem to be giving these guys a really easy time just because they "believe" in something that can't be seen, photographed, filmed, or (let's be honest) experienced in any way at all. Faith? Yeah, right - I have faith that there's an awful lot of law-breaking going on that your God would have something to say about

It seems that no-one is safe from the wrath of Muslims these days, especially foolish Pope type people who decide it's a really good idea to side-swipe an entire populace with dumb remarks about Islam and the Islamic people. I guess whilst we in the West continue to bring up things about warmongering, how "Islam" is a language of terrorism, and so on, these things are just going to continue bating the ire of Muslims and other Islamic folk. Everyone worships the same God, people. Have a sense of humour!

Until then, the satire and parody writers will knock themselves out with funny story after stories and we have the following batch of parody stories to tell you about:
Destruction of Jesus Statue An Act of God?

Destruction of Jesus Statue An Act of God?

Scientology guru L. Ron Hubbard reportedly believes the lightning strike that burned down a six-story statute of Jesus Christ in Monroe, Ohio was a God-sent signal that Jesus was not God's only-begotten son. Hubbard,

 The Spoof
Added: 16 June 2010
Pope Benedict Rejects Calls For Penisless Clergy

Pope Benedict Rejects Calls For Penisless Clergy

Vatican -- To the dismay of many Catholic reformers around the world, Pope Benedict stood defiant today in the face of intense pressure for the church to go penisless. "Blasphemy," Pope Benedict railed to the largest

 The Spoof
Added: 11 June 2010
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God Responds To Daily Discord's "Draw Muhammad Day" Entry

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 Daily Discord
Added: 02 June 2010
Pope Benedict Xvi Fiddles About With Irish Child Molesters

Pope Benedict Xvi Fiddles About With Irish Child Molesters

Pope Benedict has appointed a Panel of 9 prelates to look into the thousand year culture of kiddie fiddling between members of his priesthood and the flock they look after. The Archbishops of Boston

 The Spoof
Added: 01 June 2010
"Artificial Life" Achieved, Dr. Craig Venter Is A God Walking Among Pond Scum

"Artificial Life" Achieved, Dr. Craig Venter Is A God Walking Among Pond Scum

What is the big deal? Well, a genetic god walks among us! Dr. Venter has created "artificial life"! It is SO important for the world. Why? It just is.

 The Spoof
Added: 28 May 2010
Creator of Pope Benedict Condoms Vanishes

Creator of Pope Benedict Condoms Vanishes

Rameses Trojani, the creator of the controversial Pope Benedict XVI condoms, has vanished from his 16th century castle outside of Antwerp. It was only yesterday that he announced that he was the target

 The Spoof
Added: 25 May 2010
Creator of Pope Benedict Condoms Receiving Death Threats

Creator of Pope Benedict Condoms Receiving Death Threats

Rameses Trojani, creator and distributor of the controversial Pope Benedict XVI condoms, announced yesterday that he has been receiving death threats and has demanded 24-hour police protection. Herr Trojani, billionaire owner of The Netherlands In...

 The Spoof
Added: 24 May 2010
The Pope Prays To Fatima In Portugal Hoping She Can Convert His Flock of  Naughty "Black Sheep"

The Pope Prays To Fatima In Portugal Hoping She Can Convert His Flock of Naughty "Black Sheep"

In a desperate final attempt to save the Catholic church from the wrath of God, the Pope has travelled to Portugal and amidst thousands of his dumb, blind, ignorant, docile followers has asked Fatima for

 The Spoof
Added: 14 May 2010

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