Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart - satire links and funny stories
Ah, good old Bob "Robert" Pattinson. No-one really knows who he is but he's certainly landed on his feet after a good show playing Harry Potter's "Goblet of Fire" nemesis thing as Cedric Diggory. Since then, Pattison has been found mostly playing Vampire type things in Twilight and becoming an extraordinarily popular pin up for teenage and above ladies. And probably gents.
Robert Pattinson stories are ten a penny these days, here's a collection of the funniest stories, parodies and jokes that are kicking around. Pattison is likely to be a star for many years to come, especially with that beautiful beard that he seems to want to sport for no good reason at all. Kristen Stewart is mentioned all the time too, usually up to some sexy type thing.
Robert Pattinson stories are ten a penny these days, here's a collection of the funniest stories, parodies and jokes that are kicking around. Pattison is likely to be a star for many years to come, especially with that beautiful beard that he seems to want to sport for no good reason at all. Kristen Stewart is mentioned all the time too, usually up to some sexy type thing.
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Isle of Wight News - Rob Pattinson And Kristen Stewart To Live On The Island?
Hollywood megastars, Rob Pattinson and Kirsten Stewart are looking to set up home together on the Isle of Wight.
Reports from Sandown Estate Agents owner Juliette Horby indicate that they are looking at Whitecliff Bay.
"The couple
Dirty Harry Potter Photo Disappoints Fans
Internet surfers looking for interesting photos of their favorite celebrities are crying foul today over a photo entitled "Dirty Harry Potter," saying that the title is deceiving.
Potters fans were expecting to see dirty photos
Robert Pattinson And Kristen Stewart Help The Police With Their Enquiries
Twilight stars Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart have been helping The Police with their enquiries recently, writes Lettie S Beavanu, Popular Vampire Films & Police Affairs Correspondent.
It all came about as recently as recently while
Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart Say Sex Is Over-rated
In a press conference yesterday two stars of the Twilight movie series told press agents that they thought that sex was way over-rated.
"I think it was a nine or ten earlier on", stated Stewart, "but
Robert Pattinson Love Idyll With Kristen Stewart Sparks Iow Tourist Boom
Twilight stars Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart, spotted yesterday on a short holiday, have sparked a sudden surge of interest in romantic long weekend trips to England's idyllic Isle of Wight.
The tropical island,
Robert Pattinson And Kristen Stewart - Break of Dawn Beach Romance On New Year's Day
The revellers at the Spyglass Inn at Ventnor on the idyllic Isle of Wight in the UK. The Hollywood had a big surprise on New Year's Eve. RPatz, 24, and KStew, 20, enjoyed an
Twilight Trash Can Stuck At Customs In Oregon
Twilight fans waiting for more source material on the fourth installment of the box office sensation will have to wait a little while longer. It appears that David Johnston of Legend Freeway fame and
Wikisquirts Release: Source Material For The Next "Twilight" Movie "Midnight At The Oasis"
Our WikiSquirts Los Angeles Bureau has been shut down indefinitely due to some "lease" conflict so our source has relocated to Crescent City. However, our source was able to gleen from a studio lot
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