BP - Oil Spill, Gulf and Tony Hayward - satire links and funny stories
The oil spill just off the gulf coast from the disaster of the Deepwater Horizon oil platform, has undoubtedly caused a great number of lives to be affected, along with far too much coastal damage to both wildlife and rocks. BP stands for British Petroleum but it's not nationalised anymore. Or something like that.
There are loads of funny stories and jokes floating around those shores though, and here are just some of them. You can't spell Environmentalists with Enviro. I mean, without mentalists. Gee, of all the things to get wrong. Wish my delete button worked.
Hope you enjoy the BP footage that comes over here - there's also plenty about Tony Hayward who is the guy who was kind of in charge when he didn't have his foot in his mouth. Still, at least he get a pension of about $600K a year, which is pretty good going. I'd like to work for BP. Wouldn't you?
There are loads of funny stories and jokes floating around those shores though, and here are just some of them. You can't spell Environmentalists with Enviro. I mean, without mentalists. Gee, of all the things to get wrong. Wish my delete button worked.
Hope you enjoy the BP footage that comes over here - there's also plenty about Tony Hayward who is the guy who was kind of in charge when he didn't have his foot in his mouth. Still, at least he get a pension of about $600K a year, which is pretty good going. I'd like to work for BP. Wouldn't you?
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Palin Proposes €˜mound of Mexicans' To Stop Oil Leak
WASILLA, AK -- Sarah Palin submitted a proposal today to stop illegal immigration and the oil spill at the same time by using those who have entered this country illegally to form a giant "Mound
Omg! Anna Kuschenko Chapman Is Bp Ceo Tony Hayward's Daughter??
Washington AC/DC - (Reuterus): A massive damage limitation exercise is under way amid fears the flame haired Mata Hari has tested positive for paternity by the disaster-hit BP boss.
Officially the stunning looking Russian spook was
Bp Formulates New Green Business Plan
This afternoon, BP CEO Tony Hayward announced a totally new green business plan for his beleaguered corporate leviathan.
Displaying a plate of their new product, high octane shrimp, Hayward told the hastily assembled gathering of
Bp Spends 1.3 Billion On Oil Gusher Video Makeover
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Giant Condom To Be Used To Stop Oil Spilling In Gulf-randy Smith, Husband of Takwana Smith of Cargo Fleet-comes Up With Innovative Solution
World scientists and engineers have been working around the clock to come up with methods to halt the oil spill in the Gulf.
An out-of-work man from Middlesbrough, N.E. England, has come up with the perfect
District Judge Blocks President's Moratorium On Oil Drilling After Hunting Invite From Cheney
New Orleans, LA - Federal District Judge Martin Feldman took immediate measures to block the 6-month moratorium President Obama placed on new deepwater drilling projects due to the ongoing disaster in the Gulf of Mexico.
Bp Deploys Socks To Soak Up Gulf Oil Spill
BP chief executive Tony Hayward announced the oil company's latest effort to clean up the Gulf oil spill - socks!
"It's very simple really, socks float and soak up anything liquidy, so if we dump enough
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