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Andy Gray and Richard Keys - the furore might never stop... well, it will in a few days when the Daily Mail finds something else worth fighting for. Good old Daily Mail.

Until then we have the brilliant video and audio recordings to look back on and salivate over. Oh those cads - sexist and sexy - both of them a joy on the Sky Sports News screens on a Soccer Saturday. Gray and Keys must be sincerely wishing that they'd had their mouths removed at birth.

This is a sexism row that I hope never ends.
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New Call of Duty Video Game To Feature Even More Realism In Game

LOS ANGELES - Actisoft-Blizzard games, makers of the popular Call of Duty games, have announced plans to release a new CoD game, ready for next Christmas. Already blogs and user boards are alive with the

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Added: 09 November 2010
Yemeni Photocopier Found Inside Downed Quantas Jumbo Engine

Yemeni Photocopier Found Inside Downed Quantas Jumbo Engine

Singapore - (Pie-in-the-Sky News): The London to Sydney Airbus A380 was first thought to have been pranged by the Stuxnet virus. It's number two engine exploded shortly after takeoff from Changi Airport filling Business Class with

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Added: 04 November 2010
Andy Irons Uses Methadone And Ambien To Sleep. Forever.

Andy Irons Uses Methadone And Ambien To Sleep. Forever.

Supersurfer Andy Irons, who won 614 championships in a sport no one cares about, was treating insomnia with Methadone and Ambien, with fantastic results: In fact, he'll never wake up again. Irons, who died yesterday at

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Added: 04 November 2010
Super-healthy Surfer Andy Irons Drops Dead At 32

Super-healthy Surfer Andy Irons Drops Dead At 32

Forty-seven-time surfing world champion Andy Irons' super-fit, super-healthy body stopped working and achieved room temperature on his way back home from a surfing event in Puerto Rico. The 32-year-old missed a portion of the competition at

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Added: 03 November 2010
Employment Figures Rise On News of Elephant Pooper Scooper Hires

Employment Figures Rise On News of Elephant Pooper Scooper Hires

The Pachyderm Pooper Scoopers of America (PPSA) Local 443 in Freemont, California has reported a marked increase in the number of elephant pooper scoopers being hired across the country to clean up in the run

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Added: 25 October 2010
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Satanists Claim That Beatles Song "Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds" Is A Rip Off!

A fanatical Satanist group have cast a "black demonic cloud" around the celebrations of John Lennon's 70th birthday. They claim that one of his and McCartney's songs was a devilish "rip off" and was stolen

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Added: 18 October 2010
"Clare Raynor Made My Life Worse" Says Cliff Richard

"Clare Raynor Made My Life Worse" Says Cliff Richard

"Like most young men I looked at the problem pages of women's magazines to see whether there might be an answer to my particular problem", admitted Sir Cliff on the This Morning TV programme. "However, I

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Added: 14 October 2010
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Miley Cyrus' Dad, Billy Ray Cyrus Defends Her 'Sexualized Video' As Being "A Darn Right Nice Video"

MISSOULA, Montana - Billy Ray Cyrus was in Montana participating in The 47th Annual Missoula Mountain Oyster Eating Contest, which he won in 2003 and 2008. He was asked about all of the controversy concerning his

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Added: 12 October 2010

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