Swine flu - satire links and funny stories
Swine flu - there are so many stories of humor, funny anecdotes and headlines being bandied around that I thought it worthwhile trying to contain them all in one fun and frolicky place. These are necessarily the funniest things but there you go.
If this does go epidemic, hopefully the flu won't spread to yourselves, otherwise that'll be really sad. But this seems to be very similar to the bird flu business so who knows, could all be a storm in a teacup. Which is partially filled with tamiflu.
If this does go epidemic, hopefully the flu won't spread to yourselves, otherwise that'll be really sad. But this seems to be very similar to the bird flu business so who knows, could all be a storm in a teacup. Which is partially filled with tamiflu.
Good News - Cherie Blair Gets Swine Flu - Pigs Strike
There will be no more bacon until Cherie Blair reveals where she got her swine flu.
The probability exists that Ms Blair has used undue influence to obtain a better virus than that available to the
"Swine Flu Scared The Shit Out of Me" Admits Emma Watson
Shapely Harry Potter star Emma Watson admit that the Swine Flu virus which had struck a co-star had "scared the shit" out of her. Wearing a dress which showed off her shapely figure the delectable
Is Gordon Brown Behind Swine Flu Pandemic??
Newspaper Accuses Prime Minister of Trying to Engineer National Crisis for Political Gain! Was Swine Flu Virus Really Created in Secret Government Lab? Did Gordon Brown Plan Fake Terror Attack to Boost Standing in Polls?
Swine Flu May Already Be Mutating!
Experts now say that a late flu outbreak in Canada may have already caused the Swine Flu here and other places to mutate into a totally new strain.
"There are seasonal flus that are different than
Swine Flu Threat To Cup Final
A Press statement is expected to be released later today that may have severe implications for the cup final between Chelsea and Everton at Wembley on 30 May.
It's thought that, because of developments in the
Swine Flu Infects Angelina Jolie's Chihuahua Before Being Swept Away By Tornado
Angelina Jolie's six-pound Chihuahua has been reunited with her owners after a 70-mph gust of wind picked the puppy up and tossed her out of sight. The puppy is currently receiving treatment for the notorious
Leno Rises From The Dead After Succumbing To Swine Flu
Jay Leno was back on TV, returning to "Tonight" with jokes about swine flu, the 103-degree fever that sent him to the hospital and the mysterious visitor that kept him company.
NBC posted security outside his
Swine Flu Source Uncovered
The world was stunned today when it was revealed that the outbreak of swine flu could be traced back to a single source. Kermit The Frog.
The world famous TV presenter, actor, singer and global green
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