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Gnome Vice Ring Smashed!

GnomeWATCH latest: police raid popular drinking club after anonymous tip-off...

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The Evil Which Is International Gnomery!

Increased politicisation within the Gnomish culture is set to unleash a tsunami of inconceivable horrors upon our society...

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Sienna Miller Gnome Lust

Coke sniffing, bohemian socialite confesses to wild sex romp with gnomes...

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Save The Gnome!

Satirists plan to execute a gnome for crimes against humanity unless he's ransomed on eBay...

Dipthong (v): To Wash A Lady's Undergarment

Dipthong (v): To Wash A Lady's Undergarment

Funny English Definitions for the Dyslexic...

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Added: 24 March 2006
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World Nude Croquet Ends In Tears

streaker foiled before he could dress. Mass panic, etc...

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Added: 20 March 2006
Sacked For Snapping Stiffs!

Sacked For Snapping Stiffs!

Junior Doctor sacked for photographing dead bodies...

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Added: 18 March 2006
Massage Parlour

Massage Parlour

A cheapskate gets more than his money's worth...

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Added: 18 March 2006


Virgo horoscope

The countries that have issued orders for your arrest will close in today and cause you to go without clean pants......

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