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Mr Blobby To Undergo Weight Loss Surgery
Being less fat could bring more TV opportunities, friends advise
Owner of Rapist Farm Claims Livestock €˜just Rutting'
Bastard farmer should be shot, shot in the face with a bolt gun
An Open Letter To Theo Paphitis (based On A True Story)
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Lemon Press Student Media Awards Judging Lunch
Follow our judges’ live updates over the next few hours as they stuff themselves with pheasant tiramisu, pea & beachwood puree and kestrel surprise, all washed down with gallons of socialist champagne. Oh and they’re also
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