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Brain-Eating Zombies March On Pittsburgh

Zombie leadership committee predicts 'slim pickings' for tonight's feast/political rally. read more...

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Added: 01 November 2006
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A Profitable Demographic

By now the more perceptive among our readers will have noticed Brainsnap's new look. Why the change? Money of course! Exhaustive focus groups have pinpointed a suitably profitable target audience: the lunatic fringe...

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Added: 01 November 2006
Limbaugh Just Acting Instead of Taking Medication, Say Experts

Limbaugh "Just Acting" Instead of Taking Medication, Say Experts

A leading health journal revealed today that popular radio commentator Rush Limbaugh has been "only acting" when it comes to taking his prescribed antipsychotic medication. The New York Journal of Psychotic Disorders also debunked Limbaugh's...

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Added: 26 October 2006
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Victory In Iraq Day Set For Next Tuesday

Victory in the war in Iraq will be officially declared next Tuesday, a Pentagon insider anonymously revealed to Brainsnap today. Immediately following the declaration, American troops would be swiftly withdrawn allowing the Iraqis to bask...

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Added: 25 October 2006
The President: Oceania Has Never Been At War With Eurasia

The President: Oceania Has Never Been At War With Eurasia

WASHINGTON, DC - The proclamation came via a special Ministry of Truth broadcast from the Capital today at noon that Oceania has never been at war with Eurasia. read more...

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Added: 24 October 2006
2009 Fake Moon Landing Anniversary: Remake Announced

2009 Fake Moon Landing Anniversary: Remake Announced

ORLANDO, FL - NASA has announced plans to stage an elaborate recreation of the historic first moon landing in 1969. Speaking from the Kennedy Space Center, a senior spokesperson has revealed that plans to "go..."

A Guide To Pissing Off The Rest of The World- (and Losing Supremacy)

A Guide To Pissing Off The Rest of The World- (and Losing Supremacy)

Hey, have you ever wanted to really annoy all those stupid foreigners out there, and as an added bonus remove that terrible burden of World Supremacy? Follow our easy step-by-step guide and you will soon...

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Added: 17 October 2006
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North Korea Blast Disappointingly Inadequate, Say Experts

LANGLEY, VA - "Probably not enough to get jittery about," depressed Defense Department spokesman Peter Grimley tells Brainsnap...

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Added: 12 October 2006


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