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Sean Connery's Speech Impediment Finally Explained
NEW YORK, NY - Linguists studying the speech patterns of actor Sean Connery have made a breakthrough that could explain the origins of the celebrity's notorious speech impediment...
Kurt Cobain Assaults Steve Irwin In Bull Ride Scuffle
The soul of Kurt Cobain has been accused of assaulting the newly arrived soul of Steve Irwin at a night club in Heaven's Golden Street district...
Democrats Puzzled Over How To Fumble Foley Scandal
WASHINGTON, DC - Leading Democrats have admitted to being flummoxed by the problem of "how to destroy any political advantage brought about by the GOP's cover-up of a Senatorial sex predator", it was revealed today...
Rumsfeld Attending Assertiveness Classes
Millersburg, PA - Donald Rumsfeld is attending classes on assertiveness with a leadership coach, it was revealed today...
Las Vegas Surgeons Perform First Zero-Gravity Breast Augmentation
LAS VEGAS, NV - Just days after French surgeons stole headlines by performing the world's first zero-gravity operation, a Las Vegas surgeon has performed the first breast augmentation in low orbit...
Irwin Dies; Osama And Saddam Go On
Have you wondered, in the office daydreams which break the interminable monotony of your 9-5 Monday to Friday life, why do the good die young? And why does everyone else live on?
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Stingray May Have Been Al Qaida Trained
A stingray has been caught off the north eastern Australian coastline that may have been responsible for the death of Steve Irwin. And, in a dark twist to this tragic tale, Australian federal police have...
Homosexuals May Be Human, Say Scientists
BOSTON, MA - New evidence suggests that the differences between heterosexual and homosexual adults are much less than suspected...
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