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Cheating Partners

There are few things more fascinating to humans than illicit mating activities...

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Added: 13 March 2006

Profanity On The Bounty

The heavy price paid by those who are addicted to swearing...

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Added: 13 March 2006

Alien Abduction: The Truth

Gorilla Bananas uncovers the startling truth behind alien abduction...

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Added: 10 March 2006

Yorkshire Fillet

An enterprising Yorkshireman discovers a novel use for Femidoms...

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Added: 10 March 2006

Hooker Saves Disk Jockey's Life

A national radio personality says he owes his life to a kind-hearted Dutch prostitute...

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Added: 09 March 2006

Little Wankers!

Gorilla Bananas grapples with two adolescent peeping toms

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Added: 09 March 2006

Swinging In The Rain

A tragic tale of sin, passion and steamy sex...

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Added: 08 March 2006

Rapist Snow Joke Says Police Chief

Mass panic, soiled panties, etc., as women flee in droves rather than risk a fate worse than death...

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Added: 07 March 2006

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