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An Open Letter To Theo Paphitis (based On A True Story)
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Lemon Press Student Media Awards Judging Lunch
Follow our judges’ live updates over the next few hours as they stuff themselves with pheasant tiramisu, pea & beachwood puree and kestrel surprise, all washed down with gallons of socialist champagne. Oh and they’re also
Bradford Riots Live
It’s all kicking off in Bradford, as the EDL ‘clash’ with UAF. Follow all the fun
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Cameron Child Takes Everyone By Surprise
The early appearance of Samantha and David Cameron's fourth child has caught the world of politics unawares. The effectively impotent Deputy Prime Minister, Nick Clegg, who has been 'running the show' during the Camerons' 'staycation'
Cameron Child Takes Everyone By Surprise
The early appearance of Samantha and David Cameron's fourth child has caught the world of politics unawares. The effectively impotent Deputy Prime Minister, Nick Clegg, who has been 'running the show' during the Camerons' 'staycation'
Exposed: How Our Student Support Bodies Are Run By Primates
The UK’s major student support bodies, including but not limited to such institutions as UCAS, Student Finance and the QCDA, are largely run by various species of monkeys and apes, according to our ever-reliable sources.
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Thousands of A Grade Students To Be Denied Opportunity To Drink Away Three Years of Their Lives
Shocking reports this week have suggested that with more university applicants than ever before, scores of talented, hard-working young men and women will be denied the chance to squander money on alcohol and takeaways, thereby
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