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China Purchases Siberia, Aims To Renovate

China Purchases Siberia, Aims To Renovate

BEIJING, China - Cashed up and over populated China has purchased a large swathe of Siberia from Russia for an unspecified amount...

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Added: 16 September 2006
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Evil Macaques In Senate Takeover Plot

WASHINGTON, DC - The Nation's Capitol has become the focus of intense public scrutiny today after unnamed sources leaked information alleging that a band of...

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Added: 13 September 2006
George W. Bush Excited By Camus

George W. Bush Excited By Camus

CRAWFORD, TX - Pointy-headed liberals sneered and expressed skepticism when it was reported that President George W. Bush planned to spend his recent two-week summer vacation reading The Outsider by French existentialist novelist Albert Camus...

Pluto Under Suicide Watch After Planetary Status Stripped Away

Pluto Under Suicide Watch After Planetary Status Stripped Away

Leading astronomers expressed concern today that Pluto appears to be "extremely depressed" about the recent controversial decision by the International Astronomical Union to remove its planetary status. "One of the new criteria for planethood is that...

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Added: 06 September 2006
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Australian Government Offers State Funeral For Crocodile Hunter

SYDNEY, Australia - Australian Prime Minister John Howard has offered a state funeral for the late zookeeper and TV entertainer Steve Irwin, better known as the "Crocodile Hunter"...

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Added: 05 September 2006
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Airline Ban On Coke, Mentos After Bomb Fears

WASHINGTON, DC - Homeland Security and civil aviation authorities have announced that passengers on airline flights will no longer be permitted to carry Diet Coke or Mentos on board aircraft. read more..

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Added: 02 September 2006
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John Mark Karr Confesses To Invasion of Iraq

KarrJohn Mark Karr, who confessed to the murder of 6-year-old beauty queen Jonbenet Ramsey, has now confessed to being responsible for the...

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Added: 01 September 2006
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Republicans - The Only Secure Choice

With the liberal media finally uncovered and expunged (as detailed last month by Brainsnap), Nikolai can finally give his honest opinion without fear of intimidation or retribution...

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Added: 23 August 2006


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