WASHINGTON, DC - The Nation's Capitol has become the focus of intense public scrutiny today after unnamed sources leaked information alleging that a band of...
CRAWFORD, TX - Pointy-headed liberals sneered and expressed skepticism when it was reported that President George W. Bush planned to spend his recent two-week summer vacation reading The Outsider by French existentialist novelist Albert Camus...
Leading astronomers expressed concern today that Pluto appears to be "extremely depressed" about the recent controversial decision by the International Astronomical Union to remove its planetary status.
"One of the new criteria for planethood is that...
SYDNEY, Australia - Australian Prime Minister John Howard has offered a state funeral for the late zookeeper and TV entertainer Steve Irwin, better known as the "Crocodile Hunter"...
WASHINGTON, DC - Homeland Security and civil aviation authorities have announced that passengers on airline flights will no longer be permitted to carry Diet Coke or Mentos on board aircraft.
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With the liberal media finally uncovered and expunged (as detailed last month by Brainsnap), Nikolai can finally give his honest opinion without fear of intimidation or retribution...