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  The leader of the BNP Nick Griffin has been barred from the Buckingham Palace Garden Party.  A spokesman for the BNP (despite some confusion, we have confirmed that this stands for the Bigoted Nasty Party)

BP have revealed their latest weapon in the fight to clean up the huge oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico – customised deep teaspoons.  "We started having these bad boys developed on the first

Andy Brown Prime Minister's Questions marred by shameless plug David 'Dave' Cameron is again at the centre of a product placement row after a shameless plug of the hotly-anticipated memoirs of former Labour spin-doctor Alastair Campbell. During

The US and Russia have secretly swapped bars of Vienetta at an undisclosed location.  The exchange was over in a matter of minutes, and it is thought the two parties said little except a polite,

Government applauds; ‘Sex and the Suburbs’ commissioned Research undertaken by university academics has revealed that American bitchfest ‘Sex and the City 2′ can significantly reduce the intelligence of film-goers. ‘Findings indicate that the jokes about erections,

Dominic Mantle Friends of General David Petraeus, who has just been put in charge of the US mission in Afghanistan, say they are concerned that he increasingly sees everything as a game. One who wished to remain

Ryan Fitzgerald The widely respected hip-hop superstars N-Dubz have been left thoroughly baffled by the legions of University of York students who failed to pay them any attention as they performed at the recent Summer Ball

Craig Dobson Teddy Sheringham approves, Daleks consider appeal After last Sunday’s controversial goal line decision – the likes of which has certainly never occurred in an England vs. Germany game before – FIFA have reaffirmed their position