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Kids To Be Protected From Dangerous Pets
A new law to ensure that children are properly protected from dangerous pets was introduced this week...
Cellphones Blamed For Infertility
A medical study has shown that women who use mobile telephones are likely to damage their health...
Abducted By Aliens For Mindless Sex!
Millions of young women are being abducted for mindless sex by ruthless Aliens...
Bush Launches Air Strikes Against Iran
US President strikes defiant pose against belligerent Islamic republic
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