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English Finally Realize They Are Useless At Football (and All Other Sports)
England is contesting their last World Cup. The English government, acceding to an unprecedented wave of anti football (and sport in general) sentiment throughout the population, announced that as soon as the English team are...
God Endorses Intelligent Design
"I just can't accept any other explanation for my existence," said God...
Al- Zarqawi Goes To Hell
Islamic Heaven has firmly rejected Al- Zarqawi's application for entry. "He did not rate highly," Chief admission's officer, Sharwon Sulu, told Brainsnap. "Indeed, I believe a rank atheist with a tendency toward alcoholism and cursing..."
New Zealand Disappears - No One Cares
The nation of New Zealand has officially been lost, the World Geographic Society (WGS) admitted in a press conference today. "We don't know what happened to it," WGS spokesperson, Sam Thuray, told the few...
Israel Tackles Bird-flu, Misses Birds
TEL AVIV, Israel - New Israeli initiatives to deal with the threat of Avian Flu suffered a setback yesterday on a beach in Gaza...
Barbara Ehrenreich Sues Paris Hilton Over 'The Simple Life'
Author Barbara Ehrenreich has filed a lawsuit against Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie, stars of the TV show 'The Simple Life,' which just started its third season this week...
A Letter Worth Publishing
We enjoy your emails dear readers, but they can so often be boring. Telling us how great we are is nice and strokes our egos (or should that be egoes) pleasantly, and pointing our puncutation...
Pictures of Brad And Angelina's Baby: A Lesson Learned Too Late
The first smuggled pictures of newborn Shiloh Pitt-Jolie illustrate why her parents have been so secretive since her birth. One of the photos is reproduced here for its obvious educational value.
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