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Husbands To Pay For Sex

New review recommends that husbands should pay their wives for sex

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Added: 26 December 2005

A Guy Asked Me If My Pussy Was Pink

I'm confused. I need help please!!

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Added: 26 December 2005

My Husband Likes To Dress Up As A Girl

My problem is I now long for a real man.

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Added: 24 December 2005

Dated Attitudes Deter Hookers

Hookers who take a break from careers in the sex industry are being penalised

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Added: 24 December 2005

I Caught My Wife Giving Oral Sex

Is this is normal or am I screwed up?

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Added: 23 December 2005

Santa Exposed Himself In Laundromat

Man claims jealous ex-girlfriend assaulted him without warning

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Added: 23 December 2005

Thongs Are Not Healthy

Down with Thongs. Up with 'Bigger ones!'

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Added: 22 December 2005

Mannequin Rapist Strikes Again

Bizarre series of sexual assaults terrorize plastic dummies

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Added: 22 December 2005

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