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College Students Would Be Better Off Getting Bums To Teach 'Em
College Students: You'd Be Better Off Getting Bums Off The Street To Educate You Rather Than Paying Outrageous Tuition
Life Is Rough For Man Named Ebakaneebervanderspunklemcdooodlefuch Smith
Life Is Rough For Man Named Ebakaneebervanderspunklemcdooodlefuch Smith
How would you like to go through
Friends Don't Let Friends
A MCT Public Service Campaign:
Friends Don't Let Friends....
Unless you've been in a cave for the last several years you have probably heard the phrase, "Friends don't let friends drive drunk." We at
Mct Will Now Be Updated Every 2 Weeks
Hello Folks who have the bad taste to read MCT,
MCT will now put out new articles every 2 weeks instead of every week. There is too much crap and even too much good stuff on
Man Did Not Evolve From Apes, Mankind Evolved From A Cat Who Fucked A Sheep
Startling New Scientific Discovery:
Man Did Not Evolve From Apes, Mankind Evolved From A Cat Who Fucked A Sheep
All men have a common ancestor who is the result of a cat fucking
Mct 2010 Summer Break
MCT will be on a break until sometime in September. This is because CEO Brian Friedkin will be out in the wilderness for part of the time. We will be back with more hard-hitting investigative
Taurus horoscope
Dank inhospitable service station toilets may turn out to be your best friend today. Check your email daily. Because......
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