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Ethics Concerns Raised Over Cadburys Human-rabbit Hybrid
BIRMINGHAM, England - Cadbury-Schweppes scientists announced Friday that they are "past the initial hurdles" of creating hybrid embryos by fusing human cells with rabbit eggs. The company want to use the embryos to produce intelligent...
Ethics Concerns Raised Over Cadburys Human-rabbit Hybrid
BIRMINGHAM, England - Cadbury-Schweppes scientists announced Friday that they are "past the initial hurdles" of creating hybrid embryos by fusing human cells with rabbit eggs. The company want to use the embryos to produce intelligent
Millions of Computers Ruined By Microsoft Wmf Patch
REDMOND, Washington - Computer owners hungrily downloaded the latest patch to the Windows operating system made available Thursday on Microsofts web site. Before many of them could be warned, the patch succeeded in erasing the
Ball Tragedy Injures Few, Kills None
TIMES SQUARE, New York - Excitement was high in Times Square as the ball began its descent. But excitement turned to horror as the ball broke loose from its moorings mere seconds before its scheduled
Iraqis Reject New Constitution In Favor of Pat Buchanan
BAGHDAD, Iraq - By nightfall Saturday election workers in Iraq had counted the millions of paper ballots cast in the war-weary nations constitutional referendum. Though an immediate recount was demanded, it is clear that the
Toyota Recalling Prius To Remove Easter Eggs
TOKYO, Japan - Toyota is recalling 160,000 of its popular Prius hybrid cars because of what the company initially called "an electrical problem that could cause the engine to stall." But in a subsequent announcement,
Americans Unfazed By Tom Delay Indictment
WASHINGTON, D.C. - Research by The Pew Research Center in the days following Senator Tom DeLays indictment on campaign finance-related charges reveal a disturbingly apathetic public. "Most people simply have no idea who the man
Smokers Lighting Up More In Light of New Study
LONDON, England - Norwegian scientists who studied the health records of 43,000 men and women have shown that light smoking -- less than five cigarettes daily -- triples the risk of dying of heart disease
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