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Martin Pledges To Raise Gst To 23 Per Cent
To counter Stephen Harper's unexpected promise to lower the GST from seven per cent to five per cent, Prime Minister Martin finally shot back with his own proposal today, vowing to more than triple the
Westmount Ndp Candidate Confident He Won't Lose As Badly This Time
"I'm gonna lose by 15,000 votes maximum this time around, I can feel it."
Harper Cancels Campaign Photo-op When He Can't Find Guy In Turban To Stand Behind Him In Press Conference
Conservative Leader Stephen Harper had to cancel a campaign appearance earlier today, when "the guy in the turban" who was supposed to be standing behind him as he gave a speech on taxes couldn't be
Dying Man Hopes He Has The Strength To Vote Liberal On January 23
71-year-old Dwight Frumpton of Windsor, who is desperately ill from diabetes and emphysema, is really hoping he will have the strength to vote for the Liberals in the upcoming federal election.
Martin, Harper Arrested After Post-non Confidence Vote Punchup At Parliamentary Christmas Party
The very night the Martin minority government fell, police had to be called to Parliament Hill to break up a fistfight between Prime Minister Paul Martin and Opposition Leader Stephen Harper.
The 25 Least Important Canadian Books
After painstaking, exhaustive research, we have assembled the 25 Least Important Books in Canadian History. And unlike those lazy asses at the Literary Review, who compiled their list in chronological fashion, we ranked ours from
Huh? Thehammer.ca's Idiot-on-the-street Poll
We asked average, everyday, salt-of-the-earth, couldn't-pick-the-Prime Minister-out-of-a-police-lineup Canadians what they thought about the prospect of a winter election campaign...
Layton Injured In Fall From High Horse
NDP Leader Jack Layton was injured last night, after suffering a fall off of his high horse.
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