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Crrrrrap!
Didn't watch any election results last night. Mr. Rove came in to tell me something, but I was like, "Dude, I'm watching Nip/Tuck. I gotta...
I'm Kind of Crapping My Pants Today
Man, I woke up today and feel like I just found out there's a math test I forgot to study for. WTF?! I usually love me some Tuesdays in...
And We?re Not Talking About Flag Burning Why?
From: Prexy43 [Bush]
To: LiberalJerkwad [Tobin]
Subject: worst flamer ever
My dad had this friend who served in World War II and Korea, had his plane shot down, spent a few years as a POW, got a purple
Introducing Operation Big Brother
You know, I'm getting tired of hearing how the Democraps might retake Congress this year. Let 'em. People say...
The Ex-Prez Factor
So I\'m guessing you saw President Blowjob\'s losery interview on Fox by now. What a losery loser! Lashing out at the fair and balanced coverage of our country\'s most...
It's Beginning To Feel A Lot Like September 11?
Are you pumped? I sure am. Sept. 11 is better than Christmas and President's Day combined! Remember five years ago how I held the...
Screw You Guys, I'm Going Home
You know what? It's my ball, and if you don't want to play by the rules -- my rules -- I'm taking my ball and going...
Mission Accomplished On Zarqawheeeeee!
Remember that history teacher you could get all wound up by saying Mark McGwire was a better power hitter than Babe Ruth? If you hadn't done...
Scorpio horoscope
For what it's worth, today is going to be very short. Which is a very good thing for you. Danger, excitement, thrills....
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