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Chocolate Addiction Blamed For Vice Ring

A man discovers his girlfriend has the hots for an alien with two willies...

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Added: 01 May 2006
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Security Guard Caught With Pants Down

I was caught on camera 'pleasuring' myself...

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Added: 01 May 2006
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My Boyfriend Cannot Keep His Penis Erect

Another disappointed woman begs for help...

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Added: 30 April 2006
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Mississippi Criminalises Sex Toys

Utterpants readers letters comment on:Mississippi Outlaws Dildos...

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Added: 30 April 2006
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I Think My Boyfriend Is Cheating On Me

The perils of Internet dating revealed...

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Added: 29 April 2006
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Lesbian Strip Search Shock

Woman hideously tortured by a psychotic policewoman who smells of fish...

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Added: 29 April 2006
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A Woman Discovers An Unexpected Use For Her Vibrator

Chapter Two of The Day the Earth Moved...

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Added: 28 April 2006
US President Honoured In Pub Name Ceremony

US President Honoured In Pub Name Ceremony

The army garrison town of Colchester in Essex honoured the special relationship between Britain and the USA in a uniquely British way by re-naming a Pub this week...



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