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Popularity of Nega-Bush Rises To 62 Percent
"I like him better with the beard," said new Bush supporter Noam Chomsky. "Of course, almost any change would have been a distinct improvement..."
Mysterious Bearded Man Blamed For December Coal Shortages
"He's bought coal from us in previous years," Bezos said, "But never this much. The order was large enough to qualify for free shipping..."
38 Percent Still Believe In Bush, Easter Bunny
"I believe the president is competent, responsible and honest," said Alvin Samples, 57, of Cumming, Ga. "I also believe the Easter Bunny hides brightly colored eggs every Easter for good kids to find..."
Microsoft To Counter Growing Robot Threat
"We can all breathe a little easier," said Dr. Susan Calvin of rival U.S. Robots, Inc., "Knowing that any robots trying to take over the world will be driven by Microsoft...
Liquids Banned; Snakes Welcomed
In the past week, airlines have banned liquids, chapstick, deoderant, clothing, and external genitalia. But snakes aren't on the list...
ABC To Air Lost Retrospective Retrospective
"It's a whole new concept in retrospectives," said Lost producer J.J. Abrams...
Charges of "Snow" Are Ridiculous, Says Cheney
Further accusations of snow, Cheney warned Democrats, would be met by additional adjectives...
Oprah Summons The Full Power of The Storm
The National Weather Service has rated Oprah as a Category 5, with an 89 percent chance of striking Washington, D.C in two days...
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