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One Remaining Canadian Still Upset About Nhl Lockout
While everybody seems to have forgiven the NHL and its players for the bitter lockout that resulted in the wipeout of the 2004-05 season, Gerald McCoveny of Cornwall, Ontario hasn't.
Smiths Falls International Film Festival Wraps Up For Another Year
Dozens of actors far too anonymous to be phonies from the Eastern Ontario film industry and beyond staggered home for another year last night, as The Smiths Falls International Film Festival wrapped up its 23rd
Broken Social Scene Hires Coach: "we Need To Make A Few Cuts"
Toronto-based hipster rock 'collective' Broken Social Scene has decided to hire a coach, in an effort to trim its roster.
Hurricane Katrina Evacuees To Be Deployed To Iraq
The commander-in-chief today announced 'Operation Katrina Freedom', which will see the deployment of hurricane victims to Iraq, where they will work to "secure and protect American freedom from evil-doers."
US Ratifies New "revised" North American Free Trade Agreement
The United States' refusal to accept any and all of the legally binding rulings regarding its illegal imposition of tariffs on Canadian softwood lumber imports has raised the ire of many Canadians. While several members
"arguing With Yourself" Op-ed Series, Volume 1
This week's guest op-ed columnist, hockey commentator Don Cherry
Jean Issues Televised Statement of Loyalty: "i F*#@ing Hate Quebec."
Earlier this week, Governor-General designate Michaëlle Jean issued a terse press release proclaiming her loyalty to Queen and country. Although it was seen as an effort to appease the talk radio intelligentsia who've been calling
Canadian Tire Couple In Divorce Shocker
Ted and Gloria Pneumatic, the ubiquitous couple featured in those Canadian Tire commercials on the TV every five goddamn minutes, have filed for divorce, thehammer.ca has learned.
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