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White House Toilet Clogged By U.S. Consitution
"We will continue pouring money down that toilet until it clears," promised Haliburton C.E.O. Richard Wahd...
Cheney Vote Will Free Tiny Tim Cratchit From Crutches
"I have a soft spot in my, uh, heart for crippled children," Cheney said. "They're easier to catch..."
Christ Wants Birthday Used As Advertising Gimmick
For two millenia, Christ's name has been restricted to the worlds of the sacred and the shocked. His latest move into the world of the profane comes as a surprise to...
Bush Orders Surveillance of Black Funerals
Many white wingers have offered helpful criticisms of Coretta Scott King's funeral to her family...
Paris Hilton Missing After Cruise Ship Wedding To Scott Peterson
It's a yellow journalist's wet dream come true...
Embryos Evacuated Safely From Lebanon
Thousands of embryos were enjoying the beaches of southern Cyprus today after being safely evacuated from Lebanon at the direction of U.S. President George Bush...
White House Defends Spying On Frankenfurter Mansion
"Who knows what diabolical plan may have seized the occupants' crazed imaginations?" said the criminologist. "We know Dr. Frankenfurter is researching android soldiers, sonic-transduction weaponry, and - worse yet -...
God Sues Pat Robertson For Slander
"This charlatan points at me every time something goes wrong," God complained to reporters. "Whether it's a natural disaster or somebody's got a hangnail..."
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