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Big Bang Branded €œbig Con" By Astrophysicist
In a cruel twist of fate, our entire team of writers has perished after a lorry carrying Jif lemons skidded on the icy roads and squashed us. So here's something from issue five!
€˜snow To Blame For Recession' Says Crackpot
Renewed interest in causes of financial crash coincides with latest 'efforts' to deal with issue of bankers' bonuses; Vince Cable thrilled
Arbitrary Party Duck: The Game
After years of sub-conscious waiting, hoping, lusting... former TLP mascot Arbitrary Party Duck's contribution to society has finally been recognised - in the form of a slightly retro game.
Ystv Accuse University of Duck Murder About A Year Ago
Student television society re-broadcasts sensational comments not picked up on first, second or third time around
Think Tanks Under Review
Think Tank to report back to the Government with its findings in the distant future
Zombie Outbreak Strikes York!! Panic Briefly Ensues.
Visiting student from Hollywood treated for overreaction
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