The Hammer - Parody and satire stories

A hockey camp for pregnant women, or more specifically for the children that they're carrying, has opened in Toronto. Enrollment levels at the new Toronto District Pre-Natal Hockey School have exceeded expectations, according to the

The Canadian Association of Doctor-Type Professionals (CADTP) has launched a public awareness campaign regarding a growing concern facing Canada's aging population: the issue of binge bowel movements by senior citizens.

A tape depicting ribald sexual encounters between panel members of the current affairs quiz show Front Page Challenge, which aired on the CBC for 816 years before its untimely cancellation in 1995, has somehow been

(Ottawa) The Ottawa Fristastics have claimed the first ever Eastern Ontario Sunday Afternoon B-Division Ultimate Frisbee Championship, upsetting the Smiths Falls Friziwhiz is a match that featured plenty of running and throwing the frisbee.

After witnessing Karla Homolka's ubiquitous interview on Radio-Canada, federal officials are reportedly considering a new program to bolster the French skills of Anglophone public servants who can't meet the federal government's bilingualism requirements.

Newly liberated Tim Horton's pitchwoman Karla Homolka has thrown her hat into the Parti Québecois leadership contest.

Live 8 organizers shocked the world last week when they announced that the Canadian edition of the July 2 concert would be held in Barrie-a stunning one hour drive north of Toronto.

Jake McGraw reviews the latest albums by Poo Dreads, Rodney Spitz, and TESTICLES boozebarn TESTICLES...