Were Heavy Smoking Sea Birds Behind Gulf 'Oil' Slick? Oil Executive's Astounding Claims Inspired by Top Palaeontologist's Theories That Cigarettes Caused Extinction of Dinosaurs!
Top Chef Launches Blistering Attack on TV Cooks! Claims Modern Cuisine Being Ruined by Pretentious Food, Egotistical Chefs and Obsessive Hygiene! Restaurant Condemned by Critics, Customers and Environmental Health!
Was Nick Clegg Seduced by Smooth Old Etonian Charms of David Cameron? Speculation Runs Wild After Liberal Democrat Leader Spurns Advances of 'Rough Trade' Gordon Brown to Form 'Long Term Relationship' With Cameron After
Are Tories' Preparing to Literally Buy Victory in General Election? Right Wing Think Tank Proposes Strategy of Buying Votes and Claiming Corruption on Expenses to Avoid Hung Parliament!
Top Tory Believes Cameron Just a Figment of His Imagination! Blair Converts to Socialism! Are Britain's Leading Politicians Cracking Up Under Pressures of Electioneering?
British National Party Kicks off General Election Campaign by Unveiling New Colour Coded Energy Policy! New Energy Tariffs to be Based on Ethnic Origin!