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Media Unfair To Darth Vader
"The hate-Vader crowd loves this story," complained Faux-News political analyst Boba Fett...
Renegade Vets Assist Escape of Rep. John "Hannibal" Murtha
One was overheard to say "I pity the foo' who messes with Jack Murtha..."
Bill O'Reilly Interviews Bill O'Reilly
"We are proud," O'Reilly told viewers, "To bring you tonight's monologue ... in stereo!.."
Solzhenitsyn Enjoying "Hotel," Says CIA
Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn is enjoying a stay at an posh Agency resort in eastern Europe, say sources at the CIA...
Bush Expresses, Hires Lowered Expectations
"If you follow me on our 'date with destiny,'" Bush said, "I'll take you to some of America's remaining major cities..."
Alderaan Survivors Are Enjoying Homeworld's Death, Says Author
"I've never seen people enjoying their homeworld's death so much," wrote S. Ann Coulter, referring to survivors of the former planet Alderaan, in her just-published book "Godless: The Church of the..."
G.O.P. Eager To Investigate Leak About CIA Puppy Grinding Factories
"I'm very concerned about the leak," Frist said. "The puppy-grinding factories themselves ... not so much..."
Nosferatu Promises To Keep An Open Mind
"No vun is above the law," sidestepped Nosferatu. "Unless, of course, they have turned into a bat!.."
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