The Lemon Press - Parody and satire stories

Russia €˜not A Mafia State', Claims Man Holding Giant Bag of Cash Marked €˜fifa'

Russia €˜not A Mafia State', Claims Man Holding Giant Bag of Cash Marked €˜fifa'

'Unclear' why exceptional English bid failed

 The Lemon Press
Added: 05 December 2010
The Lemon Press Xmas Craponanza!

The Lemon Press Xmas Craponanza!

On campus now! Pick up a copy between lectures (science students) or after your sole seminar of the week (arts students)! PDF to be posted shortly! Merry Christmas everyone!

 The Lemon Press
Added: 04 December 2010
Snow Forces Early Closure of Imaginary Swimming Pool

Snow Forces Early Closure of Imaginary Swimming Pool

No let up for chimeras

 The Lemon Press
Added: 03 December 2010
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@lastman

The Twitter feed of the last man on Earth

 The Lemon Press
Added: 03 December 2010
Lots of White Stuff: Scientists Baffled

Lots of White Stuff: Scientists Baffled

DoeS NObody know what it is?!

 The Lemon Press
Added: 03 December 2010
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Snowmen Arrested For €˜indecent Exposure'

Distraught children deride 'political correctness gone mad'

 The Lemon Press
Added: 02 December 2010
Lemonleaks Dispatches Spark Global Wave of Indifference

Lemonleaks Dispatches Spark Global Wave of Indifference

Vince Cable to sue for defamation

 The Lemon Press
Added: 01 December 2010
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York Is The University of The Year

Uni picks up coveted award at a cantor

 The Lemon Press
Added: 27 November 2010


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