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Jack Thompson A "Person of Interest" In Va Tech Shooting
Anti-Video Game lobbyist Jack Thompson is being interviewed by police today on suspicion of ties to the shooter in yesterday's Virginia Tech Massacre, in which 33 people were killed and dozens more injured.
The Right To Profitable Speech
In the mad rush to make politically correct denunciations of Don Imus, journalists and celebrities have neglected the beneficial role such talk has in society. As unpopular as it may be, Brainsnap must stand up
New Zealand Man Goes On Spree With Stapler
WELLINGTON, New Zealand - A thirty-seven year old man has been taken into police custody after going on a rampage with a stapler in the busy staff offices of Victoria University
Brotherhood of Nod, Gop To Merge
The Brotherhood of Nod and the Republican Party will formalize their 11-year relationship by joining forces, it has been announced today.
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Why We Must Win
Four years into the grand national adventure, and despite what might arguably be termed 'setbacks' in Iraq, Brainsnap remains supportive of President Bush's policy - namely, the policy of winning. We think it's a no-brainer....
President Bush Sober Now For Weeks
WASHINGTON, DC - President Bush has been sober for at least two weeks now, say White House officials. The claims of sobriety come at a critical time for the embattled president, who faces mounting criticism...
Why Film Critics Don't Understand 300
When the critics bash the film 300, I can't help noticing they also can't resist the temptation to bash anyone who actually enjoys it...
Top American General Doesn't Like Gay Sex
Gay rights groups in the US are outraged over criticisms of their lifestyle by the country's top military commander.
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The countries that have issued orders for your arrest will close in today and cause you to go without clean pants......
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