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Now Is The Time To Restore Civility To The House of Commons, You Scum-sucking Liberal Pigs

Now Is The Time To Restore Civility To The House of Commons, You Scum-sucking Liberal Pigs

A rebuttal to the Prime Minister from the Honourable Stephen Harper, Leader of the Official Opposition

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Added: 17 May 2005
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Random Typings With Merv Jeacle

So, anyway, as per my contractual obligations, I guess it's time to review what's going on in the world of politics, just like that Paul Wells guy.

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Added: 14 May 2005
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V-e Day, 60th Anniversary: Swarms of Young Backpacking Canadians Descend Upon Netherlands For Free Booze

Seven thousand six hundred Canadians gave their lives for the liberation of the Netherlands from Nazi occupation in the Second World War. To this day, the Dutch people, both young and old, remain very knowledgeable

Vd Outbreak Plagues Parliament Hill; Political Bedhopping Blamed

Vd Outbreak Plagues Parliament Hill; Political Bedhopping Blamed

Dozens of Members of Parliament representing each of the four parties in the House of Commons have been diagnosed with a variety of sexually transmitted diseases in the past week, thehammer.ca has learned.

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Added: 04 May 2005
New Olympic Mascot Draws Even More Criticism

New Olympic Mascot Draws Even More Criticism

After receiving numerous complaints from various native organizations about the selection of Ilanaaq --a stylized, multi-coloured Inuit Inukshuk--as the official logo for the games, the Games' braintrust attempted to respond the outcry this morning by

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Added: 29 April 2005
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Celebrity Advice For Men With David Lee Roth

We are proud to announce a new series at TheHammer.ca: Celebrity Advice for Men. Stars of every kind will be answering the common questions of common men.

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Added: 25 April 2005
The Prime Minister's Address To The Nation

The Prime Minister's Address To The Nation

For those of you who didn't witness Prime Minister Paul Martin's address to the nation last night (with a new episode of America's Funniest Videos on in the same time slot, who can blame you?)

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Added: 23 April 2005
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Harper Builds Statue of Jean Brault On Front Lawn of Stornaway

Conservative leader Stephen Harper today unveiled a 14-foot-high marble statue of Quebec communications executive Jean Brault at the front of Stornaway, the official residence of the Leader of the Official Opposition.

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Added: 21 April 2005


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