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Lemon Press Student Survey 2010

Lemon Press Student Survey 2010

Fill in our groundbreaking survey, and help us to determine once and for all what everybody thinks about the issues nobody cares about.

 The Lemon Press
Added: 27 October 2010
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Viking Raid Cancelled

Yet another event capsizes

 The Lemon Press
Added: 22 October 2010
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Resident Superhero Killed By University

It happens to the best of us

 The Lemon Press
Added: 19 October 2010
Lemon Press Issue 4

Lemon Press Issue 4

The new wave of The Lemon Press has... well... been cancelled. Instead, here are some more japes.

 The Lemon Press
Added: 17 October 2010
New Issue Out Now Around Campus!

New Issue Out Now Around Campus!

Get it while it's hot

 The Lemon Press
Added: 11 October 2010
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Students Welcome Plans To Saddle Them With Infinite Debt

We're all in this together with multi-millionaire Chancellor George Osborne

 The Lemon Press
Added: 06 October 2010
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Breaking News: A Man Just Threw A Cucumber At Me

Reports are coming in of a shocking vegetable based assault

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What Happened Next… €“ A Tribute To Our Founders

The untold stories that you never knew you wanted to know.

 The Lemon Press
Added: 28 September 2010


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