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Threat To Credibility of Ira Groups Moves From €˜moderate' To €˜substantial'
Real IRA derided as attention-seeking wannabes
Tabloids Surpass Themselves With €˜red Ed' Label; David Begins Job Search
New Labour Party leader's very slight political differences shamelessly distorted
Britain Poised For Spate of Arrests
George Michael obligingly gets into his car before realising article's not about him
Fire Proofing Your Holy Books €“ A Five Step Guide
NB: No deities were harmed in the writing of this article
Sky Apologise For Accurate Report
Broadcaster laments 'sad day for television'
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