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Open Letter To Neil Diamond
Your new CD, by use of a high frequency sonic wavelength, cleaned 80% of the North American water supply during the playing of track number three. Track number four re-polluted the same supply.
New Orleans Got Served
Ofcourse he doesn't care about black people, the president is far too busy campaigning for a legally-impossible third term in office.
The Agony of Pimping
I will always love watching ambiguously ethnic humans named Tightrope and QueeQuo debate the latest Hillary Lohan rumors.
Asking Myself To Marry Myself
It was a letter from my clone, and I read it to two of my human slaves while they cleaned the kitchen floor, which, by the way, was already clean
Dream A Little Dream
I'm also wrought with insecurity, staring at my robot penis in the mirror for hours while making sarcastic comments about my appearance
The Reality Tv Rash
I am a television set and reside in the living area of a Caucasian family of four in a small suburb just outside Philadelphia. I've made it a point in my life to be a
The Irony of A Talent Show
He stood about six feet tall, towering over the sitar he was about to play
Report Finds Ugly Humans Not Just Hideous To Look At
NOT QUITE PRETTY FEMALE HUMANS is affiliated with JEALOUS RAGE and PERSONALITY GETS ME LAID, which, like everything else, are subsidiaries of Philip Morris and MTV.
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