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Moss, No Longer the Bad Guy, Joins Raiders
OAKLAND -- The Silver and Black has always been the NFL's ambassador of goodwill, so Randy thought it would be a good idea to re-make his bad-boy image by signing up
Pundit Risks Nothing With “bold Prediction”
NEW YORK -- In the wake of the Super Bowl comes a stunning revelation that sports journalists have nothing to lose in their often-inaccurate prophesizing.
T.o. Will Play On Top of Mitchell's Shoulders
JACKSONVILLE, Fla. -- On Sunday, Eagles receiver Freddy Mitchell will put his reputation of being a “clutch receiver” to the test
Cardinals' New Logo Still Lamest Bird In Nfl
TEMPE, Ariz. -- The Arizona Cardinals made what might be the boldest move in franchise history: a subtle change to its logo -- which says a lot about the organization.
Rudy T Resigns Amid Nuclear Flap Fallout
LOS ANGELES -- Rudy T abruptly left the Lakers on Groundhog Day, citing health reasons, but the real reason might a classified report that could blow up into a nuclear scandal, literally
Cbs Cuts March Madness Games to 5 Mins
ST. LOUIS -- March Madness will be mad as ever as CBS announced that it will be showing just the “exciting part” of each game this year in response to focus group research
Sperts Suspended By Mlb For Steroid Use
Fans of sPERTS.net are shocked to learn the truth behind its recent lack of updates -- it's the latest victim of Major League Baseball's tough new steroids policy
Jose's Book Prompts “denial-a-thon”
NEW YORK-- The queue of ball players to stand up and say they were not injected by Jose Canseco with steroids reached around the block of the publisher's E. 53rd Street offices
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