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God Ignoring Nba Playoffs Again
God won't be taking prayer requests from hopeful NBA
fans and players for the seventh straight year,
sources said yesterday.
China Completes 22-mile Bridge, Nearly Complete With
China completed what it hailed as the "world's longest
sea-bridge" Thursday, offering a much-needed route
into Shanghai. It will provide convenience and
traffic relief until it collapses.
Museum of Crime And Punishment Will Have Carter
The National Museum of Crime and Punishment, which
opened last week, will feature a special wing
dedicated to "any and all hideous aspects of the Jimmy
Carter presidency," sources said with semi-straight
faces.
Ny Philharmonic Realizes It Played "Crush The Yankee Imperialist Then Eat Their Tasty Dogs" To North Korean Hosts
The New York Philharmonic revealed a "major blunder" yesterday, when the esteemed orchestra admitted it played "Crush The Yankee Imperialist Then Eat Their Tasty Dogs" during a concert in North Korea last week.
Global Timeshares
Exploring the globe is a long-term goal for many of us, but travel can be expensive, especially in terms of securing accommodation. One alternative to renting a hotel room every time you travel to a
Idaho's Four Gay Residents Voice Support For Sen. larry Craig
The "entire" gay population of Idaho, four strong,
announced "unequivocal" support for embattled Sen.
Larry Craig yesterday, saying they'll "stick with him
through it all."
Leona Helmsley's Dog Indicted For Betting On Football
Trouble, the dog of Leona Helmsley, has been arrest for illegal football betting.
Barry Bonds Home Record Gives Regrets To Steroids
Sure, he's on the cusp of breaking Hank Aaron's home run record. But the guilt has to be getting to Barry Bonds. Perhaps Bud Selig can show him what a wonderful game it is -
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